Friday Mar 11, 2011

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Go away, I'm watching season seven of House.








How does Amber Tamblyn even walk in those heels?
feyne:
Oh thank you.. I miss this country as I've never missed any other country.

Wednesday Dec 09, 2009

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To curb vast flocks of sparrows from yearly eating one third of a country's food production, a nation organised Sparrow Week. Both day and night, for seven days, the country's vast population rang bells, banged saucepan lids and shouted. The sparrows, too frightened to settle, eventually fell dead out of the sky. Flight exhaustion from the same cause also killed gulls on the coast, herons...
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annalee:
Someone gave me The early works of Peter Greenaway with The Falls on it today. Absolutely amazing film, I just adore Greenaway. Thanks for the really nice comment on my set too, made me smile.

Friday Nov 14, 2008

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"A jet aircraft on a cloudless night began its landing flight at twenty miles due east from the airport where it was due to land. For the first five miles of its descent, the noise from the jet's engines disturbed no-one. At the sixth mile, an ornithologist, bird-watching on a reservoir, was irritated by the jet-noise just enough to give the aircraft a quick glance....
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Wednesday Oct 15, 2008

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I left Bolivia and came to London where I hid in a toilet to escape from the police. Raising the lid I could see Elizabeth's fat, white behind on which Lyndon Johnson was projecting an Andy Warhol movie. I was fed up. But I was scared too. American spies were all over the place. As Lenin put it: 'What now?' So to kill time I...
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annalee:
Do you know the story of the Master Flea?
annalee:
The more the merrier I guess!

Friday Jan 20, 2006

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MacNamaras eyes popped. He couldnt believe his ears. Who is this guy? he asked Disney. Dont you remember? said the policeman. His names King Kong, hes a private detective and hes the cleverest little bastard I know. With these words, General Walt Disney returned to his car.
manko:
ha! Resonance, eh? Been once on that show actually, ended up in incoherent drunken babbles as per.
Now darling, I have an inkling you might like my weekly radio sketches on SuicideGirls Radio. Manko's always there in the middle of the show, i.e. around 9am Monday morning our time. Of course I understand if the hour is a little ungodly for a useless (?) slacker as yourself wink but as well as a live feed there are the archives of the show.
Just thought I'd blow ma horn....
Nice meeting you and godsavethequeen.
Mxxx