So its been since November 8th. I think two months is long enough to go with out an update.
What has happened?
Christmas. I loved christmas. I gained 100023o947^6 lbs. which i promptly lost after i purged on New years eve.
Ahh NY eve. Lets rant on the douche bag bars of the downtown.
Frat boys and girls with golden cunts. Over priced drinks and covers. New shoes and clothes. Fresh stains from that asshole who forces his way through a crowd with an over filled glass of hops. I went to Bar louie, you know, the one across from sugar and brothers and whatever. it was packed. The best part of the night?
Leaving the bar at 12:07. Though it took 20 minutes to walk the 20 feet from the bar to the door. God helped me step on every single pair of jimmy choos and kenneth cole shoes and accidentaly elbow a couple of kidneys. i am pretty sure i gave a free breast exam too.
Oh. I was sober too.
Thankfully i made it to a smaller bar closer to home, where i consumed so much rum and coke, my knee was permanently raised and bent. More than a little capt'n in me.
My best friend puked many times over. I watched as he attempt to stem the flow by placing a hand over his boca...lol. oh my it was like a thumb on the hose. The stream flew feet. I made his girlfriend clean it up while held his head up over the toilet bowl. I would say hair but he is bald.
Politics.
Mike Huckabee. God i love this man. Not because i agree with this views, but because miraculously he wooed an entire state (iowa) to caucus for him. He is about as bad a candidate as Ross Perot was years ago. I believe he stated being homosexual was a choice and it was unnatural. Um. if thats true when did he sit down and decide he was straight? I hope he gets the republican nomination because whomever the dems put up to run against him SHOULD win easily. should. but democrats are famous for snatching defeat out of the jaws of victory.
Ohio State Game tonight.
OSU vs. LSU
Obviously i wil decked in the Scarlet and Gray. I will be drunk. I will be disappointed. I love my buckeyes, but as i awoke today I had a nagging sense of dread. I can't stand another incident like last year. There will be a riot if we lose. I will start it. Polaris will burn.
What has happened?
Christmas. I loved christmas. I gained 100023o947^6 lbs. which i promptly lost after i purged on New years eve.
Ahh NY eve. Lets rant on the douche bag bars of the downtown.
Frat boys and girls with golden cunts. Over priced drinks and covers. New shoes and clothes. Fresh stains from that asshole who forces his way through a crowd with an over filled glass of hops. I went to Bar louie, you know, the one across from sugar and brothers and whatever. it was packed. The best part of the night?
Leaving the bar at 12:07. Though it took 20 minutes to walk the 20 feet from the bar to the door. God helped me step on every single pair of jimmy choos and kenneth cole shoes and accidentaly elbow a couple of kidneys. i am pretty sure i gave a free breast exam too.
Oh. I was sober too.
Thankfully i made it to a smaller bar closer to home, where i consumed so much rum and coke, my knee was permanently raised and bent. More than a little capt'n in me.
My best friend puked many times over. I watched as he attempt to stem the flow by placing a hand over his boca...lol. oh my it was like a thumb on the hose. The stream flew feet. I made his girlfriend clean it up while held his head up over the toilet bowl. I would say hair but he is bald.
Politics.
Mike Huckabee. God i love this man. Not because i agree with this views, but because miraculously he wooed an entire state (iowa) to caucus for him. He is about as bad a candidate as Ross Perot was years ago. I believe he stated being homosexual was a choice and it was unnatural. Um. if thats true when did he sit down and decide he was straight? I hope he gets the republican nomination because whomever the dems put up to run against him SHOULD win easily. should. but democrats are famous for snatching defeat out of the jaws of victory.
Ohio State Game tonight.
OSU vs. LSU
Obviously i wil decked in the Scarlet and Gray. I will be drunk. I will be disappointed. I love my buckeyes, but as i awoke today I had a nagging sense of dread. I can't stand another incident like last year. There will be a riot if we lose. I will start it. Polaris will burn.
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ohash:
Wow. I missed your update for a few days. I'm glad you had a nice holiday and I'm bummed about the Buckeyes. Did you finally move here for good?
ohash:
"somehow" you have a girlfriend? haha. what'd you do? wake up and go "what happened?!?!"