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Have you noticed Fauna's past couple of blogs. Check them out, they are laugh out loud funny.


So Sunday...yesterdays...
I went to the beach to play some vball. I took my cooler and thought i had a great idea.
Lets take this bottle of Vodka (smirnoff vanilla) and this 2 liter of Sunkist Orange Soda! Delicious, like an Orange Cream Soda!
Oh but what about this bottle of Disaronno and RC Cola. I can't leave it at home


So i play a game. sip a vodka drink. My friends Trevor and Keirstan were there and instantly they noticed my portable bar and so they opened up a tab. I had brought 1 cup (one of those freezy glasses, you know with the ice inside the cup) they dubbed it the gauntlet. 2 hours and a few chicken kabobs off the grill later, the disaronno is tapped out and the vodka had long been swilled. I sent Jeff on the beer run. Armed with 100$ of my hard earned poker money he returned with a case of budlight cans for 20 FUCKING DOLLARS? WHAT THE HELL. Seriously, CAN YOU SPEND MORE ON 12 CANS? but i didn't really care, i mean I've got my drink on with some girls in bikinis and some sun and a lot of crevice sand ?! eh?!
9 pm and finally i get tired of the beach, BUT no the night is not over! Keirstan doesn't like my hair. Go figure. HELL i don't even like my hair right now. She volunteers Trevor to shave my head. I agree thanks to RC Cola and a moonshine.
So My head is shaved, much like a lamb to slaughter. Minus a small bit of the blonde, which unfortunately could not be removed due to well I just couldn't go completely bald.
For the next couple of weeks i will enjoy my gray hair and looking like i am 4yrs old again.





Work has been rough of late, nothing consistent except for the bills that i must pay. A friend(s) asked if i was interested in getting a place in Cbus with other roommates.

I may in fact sell this house. Tiki...you said something about wanting a roomie so you can move to columbus. I may in fact take you up on that.