So i returned yesterday from a week of sun, sand, and Chongas.
Chonga= latin style without style. Hoop earings with their name in the middle. Eye liner eyebrows. Black lip liner, way too much bling and a JUICY ass in tight clothes, a spanish accent that is outrageous.
Assolutely! say with spanish accent. ASS O Lutely
This is fuckin hilarious and a huge hit in Miami-Dade
So my friends are amazing. Howard wouldn't let me pick up the bill for anything, open bar at his house and best of all, 15 minutes to miami beach. 20 to south beach.
1 drawback to whole trip, i had to find out that the girl that i went with turns out to be aDebbie Downer
It sucked really, she is wicked gorgeous, but EVERYTHING she has to say is about as negative as a redneck EPT. And unfortunately, she felt she MUST say something about everything.
Soccer
Last week
6-0 we won. I even recorded a shot on goal.
This week
3-2 Loss. Somehow we showed up and no luck. 2 kinda freakish goals on thei part put them ahead. they had a stout defense. oh well.
Earworms
you've all prolly heard this song. WARNING it sticks in your head like blood clot.
I do have a thing for messed up girls who can sing. shes a drunk, beats her husband and is a cutter. effin adorable!
thursday
Havana
Friday
Comfest
Saturday
Cedar Point maybe, i didn't buy a ticket i feel bad but i just couldn't arrange it with other things happening. So i may still go. just not 100% sure. If not Cedar point i will prolly comfest again
Sunday
Soccer, last game of this session. Some of you need to come watch! we play better with spectators
xoxo
Sunshine