OK. I waited a bit so i had more to say. I like to do weekly updates. maybe i should do an SNL style sometime....but not today.
I AM GOING TO MIAMI. bien venido a miami
So last week saw me work a ton, have a random financial mishap, and have a great weekend.
Work
Work has been going well of late, i think i actually do like my job. I do remodeling of homes , for instance i can build a deck or tile a kitchen floor or install a bathtub. but mostly i love the work outside. Only 1 minor faux pas. I hit myself in the head with a hammer. I know. RETARD. but it was funny and only bled a little. I should put some pictures up of things that i have built and done. Some of them are really good~!!!
Random Financial Mishap.
Ahh the joys of buying a home continue to haunt me.
I purchased my house back in november of last year and as a part of the closing, I decided to increase my down payment and clear myself of debt (except the house OBVIOUSLY). So the mortgage company says GREAT idea, you give us the money and we'll pay all your outstanding credit card, school loan and anything else. (well i didn't have that much debt to begin with. ) I get a call from one of these said lending institutions.
Me: "Hello? "
Them: Mr. Cory..."We're calling to notify you that you have an oustanding balance of 898.00 and must pay this sum immediately or face legal action"
Me: "holy fuck, sorry about that, but HOLY FUCK"
Them: Exactly. You have until May 31 to complete this transaction
Me: What transaction? What company are you with
Them: Great lakes, a division of Sallie Mae. We have not received a payment from you in 6 months
ME: What the hell. My mortgage company has paid you guys off when i closed. 6 months ago (November 21)
Them: Well that may be what they have said but its not the case, you will need to pay us and then take up the discrepancy with them at your earliest convenience.
GREAT fucking 900 extra in a month? LOL like hell. SO i did what any normal guy facing a debt would do. I sold some drugs and pimped myself out. So now i only owed $675. (my jaw hurts)
so to skip to the end. I took care of the stupid debt and tried contacting my lender about the charge. That is going no where fast.
Lesson to be Learned: ALWAYS follow up on EVERY transaction and get confirmation. Apparently this type of this happens quite a bit with large companies. They keep the money and "forget" to complete the transaction.
SOCCER
Oh god this game was hard and so much fun.
We played Monchichi's FC who are currently tied with us for third place overall. They have a lot of talent and speed which is tough for our helter skelter defense of short guys (me) and slow tall guys (sondo) We gave up 3 goals in the first half on some poor plays. It happens.
Last year a 3 goal deficit would have meant we hang our heads and give up and lose 5 or 6 to nil.
This year. We have Carlos. Carlos is what most people call a target. WE pass it to him and he scores. The problem is he is a ball hog. You almost want to get mad for not passing, BUT he does score goals. So the second half ensues and within the first 2 minutes i made a long pass to Carlos' feet and drove on the defense, stopped, faked a shot, dribbled, and then scored in the side netting. A good start.
5 minutes later Goal 2.
So the other team started playing defense again and we had to work hard to keep up. It got pretty physical when this camel jockey (now i'm not usually racist but sometimes, it just fits) grabs my neck and leg sweeps me. Interesting. I asked him if his camel for a mother was one hump or two. He got pissed. *shrug*
Last 26 seconds of play. We are still down a goal but have a free kick close to the net. A teammate shags the ball and makes a pass across the goal mouth, it hits a defender and holy shit...right into his own net! Tied 3-3.
Amazing. we worked hard for that tie. A little luck was well deserved
3-1-2 we are doing so much better than last year.
You cats should come to a game!
Saturday I am going to the Roller DERBY. EVERYONE SHOULD MEET ME THERE!!! for god's sake it s a good time AND there are girls in short skirts.
I AM GOING TO MIAMI. bien venido a miami
So last week saw me work a ton, have a random financial mishap, and have a great weekend.
Work
Work has been going well of late, i think i actually do like my job. I do remodeling of homes , for instance i can build a deck or tile a kitchen floor or install a bathtub. but mostly i love the work outside. Only 1 minor faux pas. I hit myself in the head with a hammer. I know. RETARD. but it was funny and only bled a little. I should put some pictures up of things that i have built and done. Some of them are really good~!!!
Random Financial Mishap.
Ahh the joys of buying a home continue to haunt me.
I purchased my house back in november of last year and as a part of the closing, I decided to increase my down payment and clear myself of debt (except the house OBVIOUSLY). So the mortgage company says GREAT idea, you give us the money and we'll pay all your outstanding credit card, school loan and anything else. (well i didn't have that much debt to begin with. ) I get a call from one of these said lending institutions.
Me: "Hello? "
Them: Mr. Cory..."We're calling to notify you that you have an oustanding balance of 898.00 and must pay this sum immediately or face legal action"
Me: "holy fuck, sorry about that, but HOLY FUCK"
Them: Exactly. You have until May 31 to complete this transaction
Me: What transaction? What company are you with
Them: Great lakes, a division of Sallie Mae. We have not received a payment from you in 6 months
ME: What the hell. My mortgage company has paid you guys off when i closed. 6 months ago (November 21)
Them: Well that may be what they have said but its not the case, you will need to pay us and then take up the discrepancy with them at your earliest convenience.
GREAT fucking 900 extra in a month? LOL like hell. SO i did what any normal guy facing a debt would do. I sold some drugs and pimped myself out. So now i only owed $675. (my jaw hurts)
so to skip to the end. I took care of the stupid debt and tried contacting my lender about the charge. That is going no where fast.
Lesson to be Learned: ALWAYS follow up on EVERY transaction and get confirmation. Apparently this type of this happens quite a bit with large companies. They keep the money and "forget" to complete the transaction.
SOCCER
Oh god this game was hard and so much fun.
We played Monchichi's FC who are currently tied with us for third place overall. They have a lot of talent and speed which is tough for our helter skelter defense of short guys (me) and slow tall guys (sondo) We gave up 3 goals in the first half on some poor plays. It happens.
Last year a 3 goal deficit would have meant we hang our heads and give up and lose 5 or 6 to nil.
This year. We have Carlos. Carlos is what most people call a target. WE pass it to him and he scores. The problem is he is a ball hog. You almost want to get mad for not passing, BUT he does score goals. So the second half ensues and within the first 2 minutes i made a long pass to Carlos' feet and drove on the defense, stopped, faked a shot, dribbled, and then scored in the side netting. A good start.
5 minutes later Goal 2.
So the other team started playing defense again and we had to work hard to keep up. It got pretty physical when this camel jockey (now i'm not usually racist but sometimes, it just fits) grabs my neck and leg sweeps me. Interesting. I asked him if his camel for a mother was one hump or two. He got pissed. *shrug*
Last 26 seconds of play. We are still down a goal but have a free kick close to the net. A teammate shags the ball and makes a pass across the goal mouth, it hits a defender and holy shit...right into his own net! Tied 3-3.
Amazing. we worked hard for that tie. A little luck was well deserved
3-1-2 we are doing so much better than last year.
You cats should come to a game!
Saturday I am going to the Roller DERBY. EVERYONE SHOULD MEET ME THERE!!! for god's sake it s a good time AND there are girls in short skirts.
And for my last trick:
Miami.
On sunday after my game. I will be driving down to soak in some sun on south Beach.
A week of nothing but a sunburn. corona. bikinis. ocean. sand. sex(hopefully)
Think of it as a belated spring break without all the frat guys and girls screaming "WHOOOOO"
In honor of my vacation:
Because faggotry can be funny
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see ya at derby tonight man!
and that last video was awesome, i just saw knocked up last night too!