So yesterday I had to take a nice little trfip up to the hospital. Just a couple stitches, no big deal. I was being a complete utter dumbass, while cutting apart frozen burgers, I slipped and stabbed myself. Yes, I was using a sharp knife, and yes I'm a retard.
So yada yada blood all over, just missed my veins, and everyone who sees it thinks I was trying to do it on purpose. Nice right?
Works sucked lately. I have the next two days off, so I guess that's alright.
Cape cod sucks, I"m so bored with it. I need some excitement. ya dig?
So yada yada blood all over, just missed my veins, and everyone who sees it thinks I was trying to do it on purpose. Nice right?
Works sucked lately. I have the next two days off, so I guess that's alright.
Cape cod sucks, I"m so bored with it. I need some excitement. ya dig?
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So you see, my dear, you're not the only retard around here.
Enjoy your days off, missy.