When you're going to the toilet to have a poop, take a book with you.
Gotta make sure it's an exciting gripping book.
You'll get so gripped that you won't wonna stop reading.
You won't need to get up right away cause by the time you do get up it'll have dried anyway, thus meaning no need to wipe.
Gotta make sure it's an exciting gripping book.
You'll get so gripped that you won't wonna stop reading.
You won't need to get up right away cause by the time you do get up it'll have dried anyway, thus meaning no need to wipe.
God I'm such a genius!
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I'm full of stuff like that, and who knows, maybe one day I may write a book!
When I learn to read obviously!
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