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Tuesday Nov 07, 2006

Nov 7, 2006
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Once upon a time,

I had to poop. And I was too lazy to get up right away. Then I did.

The End. biggrin
dokmh:
When you're going to the toilet to have a poop, take a book with you.
Gotta make sure it's an exciting gripping book.
You'll get so gripped that you won't wonna stop reading.
You won't need to get up right away cause by the time you do get up it'll have dried anyway, thus meaning no need to wipe.

God I'm such a genius!

DoK
x
Nov 8, 2006
dokmh:
Pleased you liked my words of wisdom.
I'm full of stuff like that, and who knows, maybe one day I may write a book!
When I learn to read obviously!

DoK
x ARRR!!!
Nov 8, 2006

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