suburbia

Yeah, so I'm new to this, and I'm not quite sure where to begin. so i think a poem will suffice. I wrote this a while ago.

Fast Food Conspiracy Theory

Fast Food Conspiracy Theory

Aliens are among us
And they run the fast food chains
I know this comes as a shock
But you just have to read the signs
Hardees has a star as its trademark
A star meaning outer space
A star that is their home planet
Full of small stupid stars with shit eating grins
McDonalds golden arches
More like a spaceship with rocket boosters
Chicken McNuggets
What the McHell is a McNugget?
Probably comes from the McAlien McChickens they McBreed on their McPlanet
And Burger King with its giant crown
Trying to take over the world by declaring itself king
That paper crown is an alien mind-controlling device
Used to corrupt the youth into following its cultish ways
Sonic, okay the name just gives that one away
And its logo about being out of this world
Damn right, cause theyre freakin aliens
Rallys fries arent fries
I saw Futurama; anything that looks like a fritter is an alien
But they do taste damn good
Arbys giant hat goes on the giant head of a giant
The giant talking ovenmit with its minions invading our commercials
Damn you ovenmit!
And then theres Taco Bell
You wanna know why the meat is so cheap?
Cause its alien Chihuahua
Havent seen that talking alien dog in awhile, have ya?
Thats cause his species is being used for taco meat
Yo quiero talking Chihuahua in my belly
As you can see, the signs are everywhere
You just have to read between the lines

copyright '03 Holmes

Yeah I think that'll do for now
-subUrbia-