Im really irritated right now. I was bored so I decieded to get in some quality "me time". Thats not the problem, the problem is, I really want to be able to squirt. Ive had ppl tell me how to do it but it just never works when I try it. Fuck, I just came 7 times and nothing. 
I think Im broken...is there any place that trades in broken pussies??? I want one that squirts all over the place. I wanna be able to shoot it across the room or just in some ones eyes!! Is that too much to ask??
I think Im broken...is there any place that trades in broken pussies??? I want one that squirts all over the place. I wanna be able to shoot it across the room or just in some ones eyes!! Is that too much to ask??
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mulhollanddrive:
oh mama!