The club got shot at again last night. Suxxor. One of the customers got shot in the foot, but it only grazed his toe. Nasty though. My poor manager probably has PTSD now, cuz when he and that customer hit the dirt outside, the kid's foot was inches from his head. If the bullet was 5 inches to the right, I would no longer have a boss. At least they didn't come inside to shoot at us, which is what happened the first time a couple years ago. That time the cops were calling me "lucky" cuz the glasses in the racks and on the shelves were obliterated but I escaped unscathed. Why do I stay there? MONEY.
The reason we keep getting shot at is because of our policies. The first guy who came back to kill us was a customer that the doormen refused to let in because he was too drunk and did not have the proper attire. These guys last night were pissed because we tried to make them buy thier drink minimum. Is it really that bad people? Go put on a shirt with sleeves, buy a $5 Coke, and shut up. And why is it always young black men who can't handle these things? Oh wait, old white men can't deal with the $5 Coke either. Whatever, they're all assholes.
Yesterday the TV was left on the lifetime channel during the "Unsolved Mysteries" marathon. I hate that show, but I left it going in the background because I realized how much I like the sound of people with southern accents telling stories about alien abductions, missing relatives, and buried treasure. Is that wierd? Then I thought about how different these stories would affect me if a lady with an english accent was telling them. Why is it that it's always an English guy narrating for the documentaries, and an Australian guy narrating for the animal kingdom shows? In other countries, what kinds of programs do they use people with American accents for?
The reason we keep getting shot at is because of our policies. The first guy who came back to kill us was a customer that the doormen refused to let in because he was too drunk and did not have the proper attire. These guys last night were pissed because we tried to make them buy thier drink minimum. Is it really that bad people? Go put on a shirt with sleeves, buy a $5 Coke, and shut up. And why is it always young black men who can't handle these things? Oh wait, old white men can't deal with the $5 Coke either. Whatever, they're all assholes.
Yesterday the TV was left on the lifetime channel during the "Unsolved Mysteries" marathon. I hate that show, but I left it going in the background because I realized how much I like the sound of people with southern accents telling stories about alien abductions, missing relatives, and buried treasure. Is that wierd? Then I thought about how different these stories would affect me if a lady with an english accent was telling them. Why is it that it's always an English guy narrating for the documentaries, and an Australian guy narrating for the animal kingdom shows? In other countries, what kinds of programs do they use people with American accents for?
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No silly, not dead at all.
Speaking of dead, don't get shot, alright.
Beware of guns in the hands of the stupid.