subterfujion

Death by Coconut?!?
I'm sitting here in my boxer shorts drinking a crazy brew that I've concocted.

As if by verbatim I'll recite the ingredients of my recently invented recipe.

Silk Soy Milk (Original), One knife-peeled orange, Two whole bananas, half a coconut & coconut juice from said coconut (which is a milk, actually), pineapple juice, ice, fresh sage, flax seed, vanilla yogurt.

The amounts of each are varied depending on necessity of each healing property.

The body is a temple and my change in diet has reflected this.

First day at the new job was great...

This new bar is really upscale...

Thirty different glasses...

375 different liquors...

Holy-shit beers. See: Maudite.

Brand new tap system (advanced technology).

This place has been in business for 28 years...

I've definitely landed a much better friggin' job.

Fuck you, Friday's.

Yesterday was "dead".

Out of my customers... A dude has two beers and leaves me a fifty.

Thanks, God... I love my life =D

Chilled with Nicole at her sister's house...

Ate pork for dinner.. Because even though I'm a vegetarian, I believe in a thing called respect for the gesture of bringing me into her home and feeding me.

"Don't look a gift horse in the mouth."

Nicole's got some cool sisters. Definitely great conversationalists.

The telescope I ordered came in the mail the other day.

I set it up last night and focused it this afternoon.

I chilled with Kaity for a while.

We blazed a bit and played SNES.

I also swept my deck, organized my sculpture pieces and rearranged my meditation quarters.

Today I closed my eyes and imagined I was a blind person.

I listened to the many different bird calls, retorting with variated distortions and simulating them.

I've mastered the owl.

I hear a plane go by...

My dog shakes her collar.

The wind blows through the leaves northwest.

The sun is shining on my face..

I can see it in my eyelids must be dead south and above me.

A car drives by and another plane interjects...

I can hear it fly southwest.

Without vision, there is no ugliness in the world.

Vocabulary must be immense...

Describe what you see to me.

The sky is a clear blue..

Clear blue feels cool like the wind...

The sun is shining... and it feels warm...

What color would a heart describe?

Anyway.. I'm really digging this extremely intelligent conversation about God, drugs, government conspiracies and scientific discovery on Suicide Girl's forum.

While I'm not overly excited about the "artistic layouts." It's cool having some open-minded people to learn and debate with.

Oh!

And my dog Fender says hi.