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Since I hate the Chicago White Sox here's a inspirational speech to the Cleveland Indians from the movie Major League:

"Im not much for inspirational addresses. I just wanta point out that every newspaper in the country has picked us to finish last. The local press thinks wed save everybody
a lot of time and trouble if we just went out and shot ourselves. Me, I like to waste sportswriters time so Im for hangin around and seein if we can give all these guys a nice big shitburger to eat."

Lou Brown