You cant beat fun at the old old ballpark. Especially if your idea of fun is to take an awkward swipe at Gary Sheffield, or the ball, or whatever the hell you were taking that awkward swipe at.
Last night in Boston, a Red Sox fan was tossed from the game for bitch slapping Sheffield as Gary ran down a double in the right field corner late in the Red Sox 8-5 win.
For us, the home viewing audience, the spastic maneuver gave us some welcome relief for a moment from the conscious realization that we were watching a game announced by Chris Berman and Rick Sutcliffe. You could saw off the top of your skull and attach acid tabs directly to your brain and you wouldnt lose brain cells any faster than you can by listening to Berman and Sut.
Last night in Boston, a Red Sox fan was tossed from the game for bitch slapping Sheffield as Gary ran down a double in the right field corner late in the Red Sox 8-5 win.
For us, the home viewing audience, the spastic maneuver gave us some welcome relief for a moment from the conscious realization that we were watching a game announced by Chris Berman and Rick Sutcliffe. You could saw off the top of your skull and attach acid tabs directly to your brain and you wouldnt lose brain cells any faster than you can by listening to Berman and Sut.