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Just back from Puerto Rico and I'm pretty excited actually because I met the most wonderful woman in Puerto Rico.

She's of Jamaican descent and a real looker. I got down on one knee and popped the big question.


The big question was. "Is it just me, or do you look like a big bottle of syrup?"

The answer of course was, "Yes, mon."

I also asked her to marry me! She's thinking about it