subnatural

I am definitely an oddball. This weekend, everyone was going to see "Casino Royale" or, I dunno... the kids movie with the penguins. And what do I do, being the whirlwind of excitement that is me? Go to see "Don Giovanni" downtown. It's official: I'm a nerd.

Yesterday was not much fun.

My manager and I were doing an out-of-store event at 10 in the morning. This required us being at work at 6:30 to assemble the product, load it up, drive over, and set up. So after getting up at 5:30 (not a morning person, by the way), I was going to drive over. But wouldn't you know it. My car,...
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Well, I'm still here...

As you devoted sexy six readers of my last blog are sure to remember, I've recently started learning how to drive my 14-year-old manual transmission car. And since I haven't mowed down any innocent pedestrians yet or knocked over any traffic lights, I may as well keep at it. Besides, I realized today that if I die early, it will probably...
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Hello, my naughty little monkies...

I'm so sorry I left you out of my like. I know that there are those of you out there who absolutely, positively need their weekly dose of "moi", but what can I say, I'm a selfish bastard more interested in looking at the pictures of naked girls on this site than tearing my hand out of my pants to...
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Well, it HAS been a while, hasn't it....

Sorry I've been derelect in keeping up with my blog, but there really hasn't been much to talk about. That, and I think I went into one of my prolonged depressive states where I just don't seem to give a shit. Hmm, maybe that's why I wasn't doing anything. Hmmm...

Anyway, I've had a birthday since my...
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Not... good... day.

My friend recently broke up with her boyfriend. They were living together, and she's moving out, but she hit a snag. She needed more money for a deposit on her new place than she has, so I agreed to lend her the money. And it absolutely, positively had to be there my this afternoon. So I had to go halfway across town...
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Well, it finally happened. I broke down and got my very first cell phone. For a while me and some Amish guy were the last ones left in America without one. And since Eli finally got one, I thought the time had come for me too. Now I have to make contact lists, get ringtones, buy accessories. Oy. I better be getting plenty of booty...
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It finally happened: my used car is now officially registered with the state. Huzzah! Now all that's left is to insure and repair it. Oh, and learn how to drive manual. And then, of course, christen it with sloppy backseat sex with whoever is willing to sacrifice herself upon the alter of my Corolla.

And how's this for a weird day? My boss got fired...
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Do you believe in fate, because I think I am fated not to drive my car.

A few years back, my parents decided to trade in their old car for a new one, but the dealer told them they'd get practically squat for it, so the kept it and sold it to me cheap. At the time, I didn't know how to drive. But I...
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Nothing like a good day off to recharge your batteries. I spent the afternoon downtown. But the weather was truly bizarre. I've never seen it that foggy. This isn't San Francisco for crying out loud. The whole downtown had a kind of creepy "Silent Hill" feeling about it, except with more people and no demons. I finally made it down to the art museum, and...
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