subnatural

Salutations, my naughty little monkeys!

Did you think I left? Did you think I would abandon all of you twisted perverts? Did you really think I could ever turn my back on all the beautiful naked women? Ok, I have done that last one, but only cause lots of lube and a dildo were involved.

The reason I've been incomunnicado these past few weeks is that I moved into a new apartment. Being a cheap son-of-a-bitch, I was hoping I could just use an unprotected wireless signal to get internet access, but alas, no such luck. So I finally broke down and got my own service, for a pretty good deal actually.

But I digress...

I love my new apartment. It's a one bedroom (ladies), built-in shelves and cabinets, great 1920's architecture, perfect for an old-school hipster like yours truly. Still a little short on furnishings, but it's getting there. But don't worry; I've already got a great big bed.