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Sunday Apr 30, 2006

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Last night, I went to a wedding reception for a friend of mine, Ayem. It was a bitch to get there (across town in the rain), but I am so glad I went.

First of all, Ayem made a beautiful bride. She looked so happy. And the reception was a blast. The band, 5 Card Studs, was hilarious. They had names like Les Vegas and Reno Nevada. But they really rocked the joint, too! (I'll never think of "Rhinestone Cowboy" the same way again.)

The free beer also didn't hurt. However, there were far too few single girls at the reception. Sigh. I know, I know. That's not what wedding receptions are for. They're supposed to be a joyous celebration of a lifetime of love the two newlyweds have just embarked upon. It's not meant to be an opportunity for guys to take advantage of girls drunk on wine coolers and the aura of love that surrounds a wedding. And yet... *sigh*.
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wretchfest:
Surely Weddings were created for SINGLES not the MARRIEDS. I think Ronald Reagan created MARRIAGE as part of his TRICKLE DOWN THEORY... The happiness of two peeps creating a union, that happiness is supposed to trickle down
and splatter the lonely bastards, thereby making them feel a VOID and causing them to plug it up pronto with whatever intoxicated human they can find. Right? or no?
May 16, 2006
wretchfest:
And congrats to AYEM smile
May 16, 2006

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