An Open Letter to those contemplating working in a mall during Christmas season:
Ahem... DON'T! Are you nucking futs? The only reason I manage to survive the ordeal is that I was blessed with a total disconnection with reality and can leave my body whenever neccesary, leaving only my husk behind. (This is also a nifty trick for when a girl wants to "talk serious for a minute")
If you really need the money and must work retail this Christmas season, I strongly suggest you drink heavily. Vodka is best so as to hide the tell-tall-smell. This will provide the next best thing to actual out-of-bodyness.
Ahem... DON'T! Are you nucking futs? The only reason I manage to survive the ordeal is that I was blessed with a total disconnection with reality and can leave my body whenever neccesary, leaving only my husk behind. (This is also a nifty trick for when a girl wants to "talk serious for a minute")
If you really need the money and must work retail this Christmas season, I strongly suggest you drink heavily. Vodka is best so as to hide the tell-tall-smell. This will provide the next best thing to actual out-of-bodyness.
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i just put those pics up like 10 minutes ago!
glad you enjoyed them.