subnatural

2011 is shaping up to be my sluttiest year yet.

Hello all you lovely little creeps and pervs...

I'm sorry it's been a while since I last posted an entry on here. Allow me to explain: I'm a lazy, lazy, lazy, lazy, lazy, lazy person. After coming home, doing laundry, cooking dinner, and cleaning (sorta) the apartment, I barely have the energy to masturbate 7 or 8 times before going to bed. Try finding time...
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Cold Water

Repitition kills the senses. The same routines, the same experiences, day in, day out, and the nerves go dull. You become accustomed to the minor joys, the little annoyances. You rationalize the situation. After all, there are those far worse off. What right have you to complain just because you have no cause to cheer?

Then, at the most unexpected times, random bursts...
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I think my manager can reproduce asexually, because he is both a DICK and a CUNT!

If you read my last post, you may remember that I was somewhat looking forward to getting a new manager to help alleviate some of the burden of running the store. But the guy is just an unbelievable CUNT! He looks like a cunt. He talks like a cunt....
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It's nice to remind yourself everyonce in a while that you can still do something different and completely out of the ordinary for you. A couple of days ago I got both of my nipples pierced. Now, considering this crowd, I know it probably won't impress anyone. However, for me, this is a BIG step. No one who knows me saw it coming. Hell, it...
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I'm sorry I haven't been around lately, my saucy sickos! I deserve a hard spanking. Anyone? Anyone?

I've been a little busy lately ever since my boss quit and I've been running things at work ("And there was much rejoicing. 'Yay'"). Perfect timing, too. When she left, we were right in the middle of hiring a lot of new people. Of course, none of the...
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Salutations, my naughty little monkeys!

Did you think I left? Did you think I would abandon all of you twisted perverts? Did you really think I could ever turn my back on all the beautiful naked women? Ok, I have done that last one, but only cause lots of lube and a dildo were involved.

The reason I've been incomunnicado these past few weeks is...
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To all of my devoted fans who have been following the ongoing saga of my car, here is another exciting chapter!

For the past year, I've been putting up with lots of measley little annoyances, several of which needed repairs. Struts, brake drums, exhaust pipe, oil pan, etc., etc. But a couple of weeks ago, my rear bumper decided that it had finally had enough...
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So, I'm finally getting a new place to call my own. Yay! It's a one bedroom, hardwood floors, lotsa windows. It's kind of small, but that's okay since I don't have a lot of crap to put in it and if you've seen my pics, you know I'm a skinny skinny skinny boy. But I have so much stuff to buy for it: sofa, dresser,...
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When you spend so much of your time scrutinizing and criticizing other people, it becomes so very easy to lose all perspective of yourself. You want to spend so much time being smart, being clever, being funny, witty, and wise that it takes some truly idiotic behavior on your part to shock you back to reality. And when you are there, and you look at...
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In science class, we were taught that if you wrap an iron core with copper wire and pass an electric current through it, you can create and electro-magnetic field. Today, I learned that if you put me in my store when it's a very hot and muggy day outside, I emit an asshole-magnetic field. Assholes exist in the world. There's no denying or avoiding the...
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