Two posts in one night? Why. Because I want to rant (Not that I do much of that at all...) What am I ranting about today?
Facebook
Facebook? Well more specifically
* No. I do not want to join your group about how good Mummra is as an employer.
* Ditto, I do not want to join a group so I can pull a rich (male) millionaire
* I don't drive a car, and can't think of any other reason to buy petroleum (even when drunk and thirsty) so I will be boycotting petrol on the day you ask, and the other 464 days of the year as well.
* What does Facebook need saving from except pointless groups and applications?
* If I wanted Fortune Cookies I'd go for a Chinese
* If I wanted you to know my mood, I'd tell you (Currently narked off)
* No I do not want to be a werewolf
* Nor do I want to be a vampire
* Nor a zombie. In fact givem my preference in Videogames and Films. I am more likely to shoot zombies.
* I am not going to rank my friends.
* I am not looking for a career as a stripper and so don't care what my Stripper Name would be.
* I have a real garden
* If I wanted to play Scrabble I have a perfectly servicable set downstairs, and it's on my mobile phone if I got really desperate.
* I don't need to fight you on such a basic system when I have Tekken and Virtual Fighter amongst many other Beat em'ups... Then again I'd whup your ass if I was Eddie.
* May your Super-Duper-Uber-Mega-Fun Wall collapse on you and bury you in the sheer pointlessness of it.
* I am more than capable of hugging, groping or otherwise molesting people in person.
* If you are a zombie I am not likely to agree to you biting me. I am going to want to shoot you.
* I am more than capable of playing Poker if you want to have me round.
* Do not Poke me twenty times unless you want to lose a finger
* Pictures of Nemo do NOT make an aquarium
* No I am not going to let you double dare me
* Same for triple daring me
* Yet again same for Triple Dog Daring me
* I will one day go to the real Mardi Gras, not a virtual one
* I could outdrink every one of you, simply because my miserableness acts as a mega buffer so why ask?
* I like Dairy Milk and most Cadbury Chocolate. WHERE is the Fantasy?
* NO! I AM NOT GOING TO BE A ZOMBIE!
* Give me a hot potato and I'll look for some butter.
* If you're going to give me a free car, just drop it off and I will actually be grateful
* If you know me, you'll know I have five Tarot decks, plus a few other sets of cards. I do not need virtual cards to tell me the future.
* As a Psychology Graduate I will tell you how crap any IQ test.
* BLAM!! I told you I was not going to be a zombie.
Facebook? Well more specifically
* No. I do not want to join your group about how good Mummra is as an employer.
* Ditto, I do not want to join a group so I can pull a rich (male) millionaire
* I don't drive a car, and can't think of any other reason to buy petroleum (even when drunk and thirsty) so I will be boycotting petrol on the day you ask, and the other 464 days of the year as well.
* What does Facebook need saving from except pointless groups and applications?
* If I wanted Fortune Cookies I'd go for a Chinese
* If I wanted you to know my mood, I'd tell you (Currently narked off)
* No I do not want to be a werewolf
* Nor do I want to be a vampire
* Nor a zombie. In fact givem my preference in Videogames and Films. I am more likely to shoot zombies.
* I am not going to rank my friends.
* I am not looking for a career as a stripper and so don't care what my Stripper Name would be.
* I have a real garden
* If I wanted to play Scrabble I have a perfectly servicable set downstairs, and it's on my mobile phone if I got really desperate.
* I don't need to fight you on such a basic system when I have Tekken and Virtual Fighter amongst many other Beat em'ups... Then again I'd whup your ass if I was Eddie.
* May your Super-Duper-Uber-Mega-Fun Wall collapse on you and bury you in the sheer pointlessness of it.
* I am more than capable of hugging, groping or otherwise molesting people in person.
* If you are a zombie I am not likely to agree to you biting me. I am going to want to shoot you.
* I am more than capable of playing Poker if you want to have me round.
* Do not Poke me twenty times unless you want to lose a finger
* Pictures of Nemo do NOT make an aquarium
* No I am not going to let you double dare me
* Same for triple daring me
* Yet again same for Triple Dog Daring me
* I will one day go to the real Mardi Gras, not a virtual one
* I could outdrink every one of you, simply because my miserableness acts as a mega buffer so why ask?
* I like Dairy Milk and most Cadbury Chocolate. WHERE is the Fantasy?
* NO! I AM NOT GOING TO BE A ZOMBIE!
* Give me a hot potato and I'll look for some butter.
* If you're going to give me a free car, just drop it off and I will actually be grateful
* If you know me, you'll know I have five Tarot decks, plus a few other sets of cards. I do not need virtual cards to tell me the future.
* As a Psychology Graduate I will tell you how crap any IQ test.
* BLAM!! I told you I was not going to be a zombie.