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So I've become the "ladysitter". I don't know if anyone has seen this SNL skit (I haven't myself, just heard the synopsis) but I guess the ladysitter is a guy who takes care of all the emotional and financial responsibilities for a girl, while her boyfriend gets to have all the fun (ie: sex). Yep.....all kinds of fun. Not much different from what I've been...
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creative_slacker:
I am soooo glad you're back. I think I need to get your email so that if you disappear again I have a way to hunt you down and stalk you from a great distance. I like to call it paux stalking -too lazy to make the trip, but the with all the verve and zest of a local admirer.

So you're the ladysitta... I've got a lady you can sit on, wink wink nudge nudge. *I thought I'd welcome you back with a little online flirting... too much? too forward? too backward? too backwoods? tu pac? So tell me stuff, I still have that robe if you want it back mr. monk.
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You know you guys missed me.....for all of a week.

I'll update all this nonsense later. Right now, I'm drunk and I need to go to work in 3 hours. So, um.....bye!