Thursday Dec 23, 2004

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Just want to wish everyone a Merry Baby-Jesus Birthday and a Happy Day 1 of 365.

I'll be holed up with the parents for a couple weeks, so no "disgusting, vulgar pornographic sites" for a while.
shicawgo:
Merry Christmas if you celebrate! kiss

Saturday Dec 18, 2004

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So I finally watch Napoleon Dynamite.....and I have no idea why this movie was as hyped as it was. Maybe it's because I live in a backwoods state and I see these kind of people everyday, who knows....anyway, laughed my ass off at parts, stared at my watch during the rest.
ovida:
Hhmm, I'm curious to see Napolean Dynamite, my sis won't shit up about it (She keeps going "Uuuuh, IDIOT!" ?? surreal )

You're a Dosu fan, eh? Well, I do have yet to draw any of the sound nins... biggrin
the_cheat:
Have a Happy Christmas and Merry New Year!!

Love,
T. to the muthafuckin C. wink

Wednesday Dec 15, 2004

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HUGE MOTHERFUCKING EDIT: Finally got our site working properly. Here it is.

www.violet-run.com

Um...nothing to update. I'm boring as hell. Just thought I'd update everyone on that.

EDIT: I stole this from the_cheat because I have nothing else to add here and because I secretly get a kick out of filling these out.

1. HOROSCOPE SIGN --- N/A

2. SINGLE OR TAKEN --- Single as...
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creative_slacker:
yeah you're special alright


I laughed about the circus penuts. Great answers... I do the same thing when I'm depressed... in fact I'm watching SIS right now. booohoooo puke <------- too much ice cream, the vomiting has nothing to do with the crap ass story line or the overacting of the children.

So yeah our lame and loving it meetings are biweekly. And YES you must attend. There will be handicapable sessions in which we discuss making more wheelchair accessable parking for convenient stores (just to make it inconvenient for those who need to pop in for a pack of cigarettes and a pack of gum... they'll have to park a block away since we'll have all the spots. mwahaaaaaa).

Tuesday Dec 07, 2004

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edit to the previous edit that was previously edited...yeah: Um, I'd rather not see anyone go to jail for saying my nephew has "sweet tight ass cheeks", so I'm reinstating my previous profile pic.

edit to the previous edit: Um, I figure the only way to top a picture as badass and stylish as my own is one of my nephew, Logan. You know you...
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creative_slacker:
Wait, you need hands to play guitar... I bet you'd also say you'd need hands to mastubate too. You bastard. I happen to be handless and I get along just fine... Oh alright, I'm a pathalogical liar, but damn it, it's the internet. I'm actually a skinny boy, with dirty hair, Buddy Holly glasses, and sweet tight ass cheeks. Wanna see?















oh heh, that's you. mmmm, ass cheeks.... I'm really tired, I should go to bed before I make a complete ass of myself. I'm off to practice my handless masturbation techinques.
creative_slacker:
You JERK! I say sweet tight ass cheeks and you pop in a picture of your insanely UNDERAGE nephew. I'm so going to end up in jail for kiddy porn... bastard.

Sunday Dec 05, 2004

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Ok, forget the "pimposity". I'm just getting drunk way too often. But, nothing wrong with going home alone. At least I get the whole blanket.

OUT!
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ovida:
"Doom doom doom doom doooom!" biggrin
*sigh* I'm so friggen behind on my Naruto viewing, it's really very sad.
the_cheat:
Not much new, just glad to have yet another term over with. *wipes sweat from her brow*

Sheesh, finals week can take a lot outta ya. surreal

Saturday Dec 04, 2004

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So, I hate to say it....I just recently found out that I'm a hardcore pimp. Who would have thought? Maybe it's the glasses....anyway, I'm drunk so I'm crashing. Later.
shicawgo:
There is an odd, yet often found, coorelation between drunkeness and realization of pimphood. That being said, the haps is that it's OBSCENE to have to be awake this early. I try and try to explain to the world that I go to bed at 6am, not wake up at 6am...but no one listens. Roxidazi.

ladysitting?

word to the wise...be a bit more vague in your profile answers..."stuff" just inundates me with far too much information...and "stuff andmore stuff", I just can't handle all the options.

Glutton for punishment? Mama's got a crop whip around here somewhere....

kiss



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Tuesday Nov 30, 2004

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So I had a job......and I quit a job. 2 hours there, 10 hours on site and 2 hours back. 7 days a week, I might add. Yeah, I started looking like an extra in Shaun of the Dead after a few days... So, back to the want ads......

And the ladysitter gig is almost up. Which, oddly, makes me a little sad. Eh, oh...
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Saturday Nov 27, 2004

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So I've become the "ladysitter". I don't know if anyone has seen this SNL skit (I haven't myself, just heard the synopsis) but I guess the ladysitter is a guy who takes care of all the emotional and financial responsibilities for a girl, while her boyfriend gets to have all the fun (ie: sex). Yep.....all kinds of fun. Not much different from what I've been...
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creative_slacker:
I am soooo glad you're back. I think I need to get your email so that if you disappear again I have a way to hunt you down and stalk you from a great distance. I like to call it paux stalking -too lazy to make the trip, but the with all the verve and zest of a local admirer.

So you're the ladysitta... I've got a lady you can sit on, wink wink nudge nudge. *I thought I'd welcome you back with a little online flirting... too much? too forward? too backward? too backwoods? tu pac? So tell me stuff, I still have that robe if you want it back mr. monk.

Friday Nov 26, 2004

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You know you guys missed me.....for all of a week.

I'll update all this nonsense later. Right now, I'm drunk and I need to go to work in 3 hours. So, um.....bye!