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halloween invites should be done this week. i'm so excited. i need to get the kegs ordered. who wants beer?

my cell phone experienced an assisted suicide last night. it had a tendency to give me about 70 seconds of talk time before disconnecting. i finally got fed up with it last night and sped up its self-destruct mode by hurling it into a wall. this gave me an excuse to go buy a new phone today, but it also caused me to lose all...
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this year's halloween party is posted. invitations aren't done yet as it is still uber-early. so save the date y'all.

lucky me.

i just saw the white stripes with my little brother, mikey. he's a doll and i adore him.

you should too.

let's bake a cake.

i've joined an online class on chuck palahniuk's new book. chuck is actually participating. he's a fascinating man. also friendly and just as entertaining as his writing.

i'm in fargo right now. i'm spending the night with my brother and his kids. they make me want children of my own. i never laugh as much as i do when i'm with them.

i was advised today that i didn't get the second interview for the new position that i had applied for. that blows. i totally thought i had it. whoever they picked better be fucking amazing.

preliminary planning has begun for Stiffy's Halloween 2.0. last year was a blast. we're hoping to do just as well or better this year. we've got at least one band...
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migraines make me think those frontal labotomy pioneers were onto something.

where's my dremel?