styphilis

I also humped eminem. He gets around.

Thanks. I didn't realize I had an appealing funk to me.

I had this dream once where me and Dr. Johnny Fever went into this huge, victorian style house that was obviously a bordello. There were pretty girls in all the windows waving at us and I could smell the thick scent of french perfume emanating from the place.

Johnny looked at me and gave me a "thumbs up" and we climbed the steps in anticipation, the wood creaking beneath our feet. When we opened the front door and stepped across the threshold we were suddenly in a barn yard full of sheep and...

nevermind.