my cell phone experienced an assisted suicide last night. it had a tendency to give me about 70 seconds of talk time before disconnecting. i finally got fed up with it last night and sped up its self-destruct mode by hurling it into a wall. this gave me an excuse to go buy a new phone today, but it also caused me to lose all...
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armadillofuzz:
wow. that's what i did to my radio at work. it finally stopped playing cd's. so i chucked as hard as i could in the dumpster.
this year's halloween party is posted. invitations aren't done yet as it is still uber-early. so save the date y'all.
armadillofuzz:
thank you. ah yes the infamous halloween party.
lucky me.
i just saw the white stripes with my little brother, mikey. he's a doll and i adore him.
you should too.
i just saw the white stripes with my little brother, mikey. he's a doll and i adore him.
you should too.
armadillofuzz:
cool. the only way i'll probably see them is if i get that dvd.
let's bake a cake.
charlatan:
At my place. NOW!!!! 
i've joined an online class on chuck palahniuk's new book. chuck is actually participating. he's a fascinating man. also friendly and just as entertaining as his writing.
i'm in fargo right now. i'm spending the night with my brother and his kids. they make me want children of my own. i never laugh as much as i do when i'm with them.
i'm in fargo right now. i'm spending the night with my brother and his kids. they make me want children of my own. i never laugh as much as i do when i'm with them.
charlatan:
Oh Bobby. How I do hate you. I wish you could have stayed in full house. So I could destroy it.
Regardless I want to see that movie. How are you?
I think I have decided on a costume for your party.
Regardless I want to see that movie. How are you?
I think I have decided on a costume for your party.
i was advised today that i didn't get the second interview for the new position that i had applied for. that blows. i totally thought i had it. whoever they picked better be fucking amazing.
preliminary planning has begun for Stiffy's Halloween 2.0. last year was a blast. we're hoping to do just as well or better this year. we've got at least one band...
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preliminary planning has begun for Stiffy's Halloween 2.0. last year was a blast. we're hoping to do just as well or better this year. we've got at least one band...
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armadillofuzz:
yo.
migraines make me think those frontal labotomy pioneers were onto something.
where's my dremel?
where's my dremel?
funny dreams last night. my bike got stolen. i had shoes covered in newcastle labels. i humped eminem. goodtimes goodtimes.
i'm spending this saturday riding rollercoasters and eating carnie food. mmmmm... carnie food...
i propose an SG camping trip. who's in?
i'm spending this saturday riding rollercoasters and eating carnie food. mmmmm... carnie food...
i propose an SG camping trip. who's in?
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charlatan:
I also humped eminem. He gets around.
Thanks. I didn't realize I had an appealing funk to me.
Thanks. I didn't realize I had an appealing funk to me.
scinge:
I had this dream once where me and Dr. Johnny Fever went into this huge, victorian style house that was obviously a bordello. There were pretty girls in all the windows waving at us and I could smell the thick scent of french perfume emanating from the place.
Johnny looked at me and gave me a "thumbs up" and we climbed the steps in anticipation, the wood creaking beneath our feet. When we opened the front door and stepped across the threshold we were suddenly in a barn yard full of sheep and...
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Johnny looked at me and gave me a "thumbs up" and we climbed the steps in anticipation, the wood creaking beneath our feet. When we opened the front door and stepped across the threshold we were suddenly in a barn yard full of sheep and...
nevermind.
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toneski:
i finally watched robot chicken.
it is funny.
you win.
it is funny.
you win.
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happy friday!!
tomorrow is my 4th wedding anniversary. we're being cheap this year and going to a baseball game. all previous anniversaries have involved some sort of amusement park. we went to the dells last year where i discovered my very favorite stripclub ever. Cruisin' Chubby's.
my anniversary gift from my husband was a lapdance from Dallas (below) who told me about her broken engagement...
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tomorrow is my 4th wedding anniversary. we're being cheap this year and going to a baseball game. all previous anniversaries have involved some sort of amusement park. we went to the dells last year where i discovered my very favorite stripclub ever. Cruisin' Chubby's.
my anniversary gift from my husband was a lapdance from Dallas (below) who told me about her broken engagement...
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charlatan:
I just 
cause it chases away the freaks.
cause it chases away the freaks.it was a dream that i had years ago.
i had soap teeth.
and every time i tried to speak, all i did was foam up.
i had soap teeth.
and every time i tried to speak, all i did was foam up.
scoots:
maybe you said some bad swears
charlatan:
My Ex used to wake all the time from this dream that her mouth was full of gum and the more she tried to pull it out the the more it made until it filled her mouth and she couldn't breathe.