ok so for anyone who hates paris hilton (ie- all of you) or just generally enjoys a good "blonde moment", ive got a good one here. i (accidentally) saw an absolutely CLASSIC interview with her today. i went to get my cut (well not 'cut' but trimmed anyway) and on the tv in the place they were watching one of those daytime talk shows (possibly 'the view' but i dont know) and they had the little blond whore on to talk about 'House of Wax'. which she did not. she decided that the world would be much more interested to hear about her new boyfriend. her new boyfriend who is ALSO named paris. the following is a word for word recount of part of this interview. beware, because when you read it theres a good chance your brain will reject this as something it wants inside it and cave in on itself.
"He's like soo totally wonderful. I've like never been this happy in my whole life. And I really deserve this 'cause I'm just a REALLY good person, and God wants good things to happen for me, And good things Do happen for me so all the people who want bad things to happen for me are like..."woah!". Y'know?"
you can almost hear god revving up his lightning bolt machine for a good old fashioned smiting, cant you?
"He's like soo totally wonderful. I've like never been this happy in my whole life. And I really deserve this 'cause I'm just a REALLY good person, and God wants good things to happen for me, And good things Do happen for me so all the people who want bad things to happen for me are like..."woah!". Y'know?"
you can almost hear god revving up his lightning bolt machine for a good old fashioned smiting, cant you?
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Synchronicity or Irony? You decide! WOOoooOOOOooooOOOOOooooOOOO!!! (Fuckin more compelling than HOUSE OF WAX Remake Ill tell you!)
Anyhow...YES! I am feelin like Kickin some serious ass, and I am ESPECIALLY mad because I actually went and posted in the group...that is, yours...and I was very happy to see Aversin took my advice and Joined, (He is a really awesome guy...Good Egg ALL the way!) and I just wanted to tell you that I think you are turning out quite nicely....If I read a Journal from you from a month or less even ago, you were WAAAAAY less confident than the Jig that stands proudly before us today...and Hellzapoppin! You deserve it!
Once again, Thanks for making an ol Muse feel beautiful again...I hope you like The Coffin Joe set I am doing this weekend...(I think you will...I am gonna get right fucked and nude in this one...
So YES! Go and retrieve the Head of Paris Hilton that I lopped off just for you!
OH! btw? I went to post in LIMITED EDITION, and I was in the midst of explaining what and where I am doing and comin from...But I do not think it actually got in because whilst I was attending to a phone call...I left the office, and I have a wireless mouse and KB...and even though I take my cell out of the room when using the PC as well, JUST for this purpose, I think the entire entry got zotted before I could enter it, as my mouse went bonkers on some signal...I shall be back there, do bot fear! I just have some fiends to visit before I can DO that.
But I shall...(Yeah...Don't tell me the world wouldn't fall apart if computers died!)
Once again,