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i have a feeling that i narrowly escaped death theis afternoon. i took a wrong turn while driving and ended up lost is some really out of the way little town. i mean TINY. as in the church, the bank and the post office are the same building. and i gotta say, i thing that every horror movie ever made took place in this town. every building was either abandoned and dilapidated, completely generic (where the name of the store is just what they sell like "FISH!" or "AUTO PARTS!"), or ridiculously evil and freaky looking (not making this up, there was a place called "SMILEY'S MEAT MARKET" ). there were even hitch hikers every couple blocks (i assume that depending on which one i picked up i would have gotten to experience a different horror movie scenario). i never actually came accross "Captain Spaulding's Museum of Monsters and Madmen" but im pretty sure i would have if i kept going. i mean JUST THINK! if it had been night time and raining i would have gotten a flat tire in front of one of these places and that would be it for me! i wasnt with a bunch of friends that could have been picked off one by one, and allowing me to escape; it was just ME! i would have been one of the corpses that gets found all chopped up half way through the movie! i could have ended up in one of "smiley's" hamburgers! kinda gives ya a new respect for life dont it?