Now I'm not saying I'm old, but you know you're getting older when you start sprouting hairs where there shouldn't be.
aeg:
I freaked the first time someone took a pair of clippers to my ear hair while getting a hair cut.
alaspooryorick:
i've been tweezing that shit off my neck/shoulder for a year or two now. not that nice downy shit any more, either. big, thick, black wiry hairs. 