stupidpony

hmmm sexy wheel

20 Things about stupidP, as requested by Piratecat

1. My first job was in a zoo, where I watched a rhinoceros give birth.

2. This week my favourite word is Mentalist

3. I am a Mentalist for fixed wheel bicycles.

4. I was baptised on HMS Kent, a type 23 Royal Navy frigate. Motto Invicta, meaning Unconquerable.

5. I (sang) in a punk rock group, Popping Squid Eyes we were shite.

6. I absolutely fuking love to drive in the rain with no lights, especially in the middle lane of the motorway (freeway)

7. I have driven from New York to Portland mostly in the middle lane, where possible, without lights and in the rain.

8. I have a problem with authority.

9. I have been a vegetarian since I was 14

9/a I saw Crass on Hastings pier when I was 14

10. I have never been to Hawaii but I have been to Spain, my Spanish is passable, No soy Americano, yo soy Ingles

11. I met Elisebeth Beresford when I was 14, NO I was 7/8 some shit like that. She wrote The wombles. No really check them out, way ahead of their time.

12. I will collect any old tat, I have a shitload of passport photos of people I have never met.

13. In my life I have managed to give up sugar & cigarettes & weed.

14. The circus gives me the shits, Its the one thing my mum and I agree on. Clowns are WRONG.

15. I do that annoying clik arse stuff where you clik your knuckles or some such joint, this week I am mostly clicking my neck, It annoys other people but mostly I think it annoys me.

16. I drink way way way to much beer & or tea, one or the other. If I were to stop riding a bike I would grow to an enormous size and when dead have to be removed from my house using industrial lifting equipment.

17. I wear glasses to read & today have a beard (full of food)

18. One of my ex girlfriends ran of to Africa with a one legged geezer from Bury St. Edmunds. I was not bitter.

19. I grew up on the edge of England; on a windy day I could spit into the see, now I couldnt live a more urban existence. One day I will go back to the sea.

20. There is no 20. No Im shiting, IM NOT a bad dancer. Once I won a competition. END