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TODAY...

would be a really bad day
for me to blog
what's in my mind
should stay there
TODAY

maybe tomorrow

b.
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TO BEGIN AGAIN

so, here are the lyrics to the key party song for which i'm gonna be directing a music video down in LA in a few weeks. i didn't WRITE 'em --- I ONLY LIVE 'EM!!

TO BEGIN AGAIN

I want the right to begin again
The right to forget
The right to saay I love you
And fall guilty in to sin...
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CAREFUL WHAT YOU WISH FOR...

well, okay ... from the get-go i would have liked to direct this picture. having had been cut out of the process on my 1st two completed feature films (i had more input on the porn -- i swear!!) and both of them turn into debacles -- it kinda makes you feel more than a little ill...

but the producer...
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HOW DO YOU SAY 'FUCKING WEIRD' IN SPANISH???!!!

so, last night i turn off the dvr after watching the new sopranos & entourage and start flicking through the channels. and i notice that KILL BILL 2 is on Telemundo. And i look at the time and when it started and i get a thought...

so i switch to the flick and the channel's on commercial...
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stuffoflegends:
i'm FROM brooklyn (top of the food chain)
but i LIVE in berkeley...

whatsit to ya'??? he said with a wink but not an emoticon
it_thing_hard_on:
Well hot diggidy, man! Sounds good. Although I've never seen Killer Nun I have seen The Sinful Nuns of St. Valentine. Which I know is not his, but when you've seen one nunsploitation, you've seen them all. wink

If you're interested in checking out some other filmmakers here on the site you might do well to get in touch with this guy.
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damn'd mexican sleeping pill.....

didn't do the trick. makes sense this weekend. it's one apparently that nothing's gonna go to plan. have to drive down to san jose to see some friends who are in from portland -- but they were supposed to come up this way.

and even the attempt to do some business while i'm down there w/the producer of Hensley House Horror...
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"i don't roll on shabbos..."

ok, that's complete BS, but i am feeling lazy this morning. here's a true tale that appeared on ostrich ink first...

TRINITY, THE HOLY HO'

I was heading back towards home, walking west on Hollywood Boulevard. It was around McCadden that I passed a beautiful girl walking in the opposite direction.

I caught her gaze -- partially obscured behind her...
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help save the last of the gorillas!

I am participating in the 2007 San Francisco Great Gorilla Run 7K because I am determined to make a difference! The future of the world's last remaining gorillas and the disappearing forests they call home are important to me. On Sunday, June 10th 2007 I will run/walk the Great Gorilla Run 7K because our environment is irreplaceable, and...
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if whiskey won't kill me, i don't know what will - uncle tupelo

and the dirty birds mixed with the rock and the roll, and the last bart train back to the east bay, and the pukey trails on the stumble home -- tried their damndest but i am still standing... well, if you call on the couch, with coca cola, a great old vincent...
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the hold steady ... almost killed me

and they might kill you, too. especially if you miss 'em when they come through your town. tonight @ slim's in sfo - i'll be there...

missed 'em last time in LA 'cause i am an idiot
almost missed 'em this time too -- was supposed to be in texASS -- but things change, yaar?

they just might...
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punt:
how long was it that you worked at Vivid?
I have a good friend who works there...not an actress, but someone in the office.
stuffoflegends:
i wrote about a dozen flicks under my nom de porn, Marco J. Spumante - a lot of movies w/kobe tai, taylor hayes & then eventually became kira kenner's bitch boy. retired from 'professional porn' a few years back...
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exceptions:

ok, yes... i will take your call when your cat is sick, but when your pussy is aching -- that's no longer my problem. no communication means no calls, no texts (no, i am NOT happy that karma bit you in the ass -- and the fact that that is lost on you, i guess that too could be filed under "makes me sad"),...
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