stuffed_primate

Slips of the tongue...
I was talking to my bud nick... she and I have a crush on each other but we're both in realtionships and we try to avoid the subject as much as possible... Well, anyway she I were talking on the phone discussing our preference on how to eat oreos... I like to eat the cream and she loves to eat the chocolate cookie... Well, with my girlfriend sitting in a chair reading I said, " After I lick the cream off of you"...(what I meant to say after I lick the cream off the oreo I'll give you the cookie)... We both started laughing... I turned red... I then soon realized that my girlfriend was giving me the stink eye... um...she still wont forgive me... I'm a jack ass...