"I'd do it myself but i threw my back out last night humpin' your mom."
--Jay
so we have a pellet stove we use to heat our house. for those of you unfamiliar with this type of apparatus, it burns these little pellets of compressed sawdust. in any event, these buggers are sold in 40 pound bags and last night i stocked up with a palate of the little bastards. that is 2400 pounds of pellets i moved into our garage. yeah. don't try this at home.
UPDATE:
oh yeah... it is poetry day isn't it?
my friend luke deserves congratulations
for this, a most joyous occasion
he got down on his knees
asked his sweet lady "please"
her reply starts the huge celebration
ok. that was a little weak, i guess. but whatchagonnado?
--Jay
so we have a pellet stove we use to heat our house. for those of you unfamiliar with this type of apparatus, it burns these little pellets of compressed sawdust. in any event, these buggers are sold in 40 pound bags and last night i stocked up with a palate of the little bastards. that is 2400 pounds of pellets i moved into our garage. yeah. don't try this at home.
UPDATE:
oh yeah... it is poetry day isn't it?
my friend luke deserves congratulations
for this, a most joyous occasion
he got down on his knees
asked his sweet lady "please"
her reply starts the huge celebration
ok. that was a little weak, i guess. but whatchagonnado?
I need to visit..I bet IT IS toasty warm!
[Edited on Dec 03, 2003 9:04PM]