"Wackos everywhere, plague of madness."
--Jeffrey Goines
so i almost got smooshed on the way to work for the second day in a row. yesterday, some old lady who was following a box van too closely to see that the light had turned red prior to the van enterring the intersection, much less her. i was turning left. she almost creamed me.
today, on the cycle, i nearly got turned into goo by a schoolbus. my middle finger was in full effect. and apparently it was prairie dog mass suicide day. i guess they missed that day of class where the topic was "stay off the highway during rush hour". fortunately, i was not the cause of any doggie death.
was going to go a whole day without cursing. just to see if it was possible. blew that about 6:15 when i realized that i have no pants. literally. we were supposed to dress up a little here at work and i crap you negatory... i am pantsless. need some for vegas this weekend so i guess it is time to go shopping. i hate shopping for clothes.
what else. oh yeah. i made cat food last night and got the nicest photo from dolorian last night. she is yummy. go say hi.
PANTS UPDATE: it has now come to my attention that my afforementioned pants quandry is no longer an issue. apparently some dork got it in his head that we needed to "wear buttondowns and khakis" to this restaurant we are hitting in vegas. after further consideration, it was noted that we only need to "look nice-ish" which was further translated to "NOT cutoffs and beaters". so, i am no longer on a mission for pants. whew. that saves me much time and effort. thanks for your concern however!
--Jeffrey Goines
so i almost got smooshed on the way to work for the second day in a row. yesterday, some old lady who was following a box van too closely to see that the light had turned red prior to the van enterring the intersection, much less her. i was turning left. she almost creamed me.
today, on the cycle, i nearly got turned into goo by a schoolbus. my middle finger was in full effect. and apparently it was prairie dog mass suicide day. i guess they missed that day of class where the topic was "stay off the highway during rush hour". fortunately, i was not the cause of any doggie death.
was going to go a whole day without cursing. just to see if it was possible. blew that about 6:15 when i realized that i have no pants. literally. we were supposed to dress up a little here at work and i crap you negatory... i am pantsless. need some for vegas this weekend so i guess it is time to go shopping. i hate shopping for clothes.
what else. oh yeah. i made cat food last night and got the nicest photo from dolorian last night. she is yummy. go say hi.
PANTS UPDATE: it has now come to my attention that my afforementioned pants quandry is no longer an issue. apparently some dork got it in his head that we needed to "wear buttondowns and khakis" to this restaurant we are hitting in vegas. after further consideration, it was noted that we only need to "look nice-ish" which was further translated to "NOT cutoffs and beaters". so, i am no longer on a mission for pants. whew. that saves me much time and effort. thanks for your concern however!
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xxanastasiaxx:
I vote for pantless, shirtless work day (remember to bring the camera)
stacie:
i want nice pics from dolorian, too! *whines* shes one of the reasons i want to go to PA