Check out my new bling, bitches!
Yeah, I know it's a crappy picture. I should have paid more than 50 cents for my webcam. But the watch is badass. I loved my last one, which I had for 13 years, but it broke.
It was a good bday. Treated myself a little bit, then all my peeps gathered at an upscale pool/game place, where I taught them all "Slopball," one of my greatest contributions to mankind.
I want to thank every single one of you who left me a happy birthday comment. It took you 30 seconds but meant a lot, as everything is amplified on your birthday.
That's what I love about this site. Where else can you get 20 people to say, "Hey, you're great, happy birthday!"? All of them cool, many of them pretty girls, and a few of them pretty girls you can see naked! For what, $4 a month? I hope they all get rich. They deserve it. And I hope all of you have as great a year as I plan on having.
Yeah, I know it's a crappy picture. I should have paid more than 50 cents for my webcam. But the watch is badass. I loved my last one, which I had for 13 years, but it broke.
It was a good bday. Treated myself a little bit, then all my peeps gathered at an upscale pool/game place, where I taught them all "Slopball," one of my greatest contributions to mankind.
I want to thank every single one of you who left me a happy birthday comment. It took you 30 seconds but meant a lot, as everything is amplified on your birthday.
That's what I love about this site. Where else can you get 20 people to say, "Hey, you're great, happy birthday!"? All of them cool, many of them pretty girls, and a few of them pretty girls you can see naked! For what, $4 a month? I hope they all get rich. They deserve it. And I hope all of you have as great a year as I plan on having.
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