If I ever opened a gift from a loved one and it was a certificate saying they named a star after me, I would punch them in the throat and scream, "Are you retarded!?!?"
Heard that radio spot today. These people charge you like $50, and all they do is put your name on a list that they register at the patent office, which anyone can do and means absolutely nothing. No star is named after you, you stupid fucktard.
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There's a really hot Russian checker at my local grocery store. Every time I've seen her, she's wearing some kind of scarf or kerchief on her neck. Maybe it's her style, but I don't think so. I think she was married to an abusive asshole back home with ties to the Russian mafia, and he got paranoid she was going to sell him out to the KGB, so he slit her throat in her sleep. She survived and fled to Seattle. Her wedding ring is a cover, and she's looking for a cool guy like me to have a torrid affair with.
Why are you looking at me like that? It could happen.
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Today's question is a gooood one.
SCENARIO THREE: Let us assume a fully grown, healthy Clydesdale horse has his hooves shackled to the ground, while his head is being held in place with thick rope. He is conscious and standing upright, but immobile. And let us assume that for some reason every political prisoner on earth (as defined by Amnesty International) will be released from captivity if you can kick this horse to death in less than 20 minutes. You are allowed to wear steel-toed boots.
Would you attempt to do this?
Heard that radio spot today. These people charge you like $50, and all they do is put your name on a list that they register at the patent office, which anyone can do and means absolutely nothing. No star is named after you, you stupid fucktard.
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There's a really hot Russian checker at my local grocery store. Every time I've seen her, she's wearing some kind of scarf or kerchief on her neck. Maybe it's her style, but I don't think so. I think she was married to an abusive asshole back home with ties to the Russian mafia, and he got paranoid she was going to sell him out to the KGB, so he slit her throat in her sleep. She survived and fled to Seattle. Her wedding ring is a cover, and she's looking for a cool guy like me to have a torrid affair with.
Why are you looking at me like that? It could happen.
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Today's question is a gooood one.
SCENARIO THREE: Let us assume a fully grown, healthy Clydesdale horse has his hooves shackled to the ground, while his head is being held in place with thick rope. He is conscious and standing upright, but immobile. And let us assume that for some reason every political prisoner on earth (as defined by Amnesty International) will be released from captivity if you can kick this horse to death in less than 20 minutes. You are allowed to wear steel-toed boots.
Would you attempt to do this?
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People are Inherently Cruel...It's Reality...Just as Death and Taxes are...Animals, On The Other Hand...ONLY Kill, Hurt, or Brutalize another Animal out of Hunger, To Flee/Defend themselves, or just plain King of The Pride B.S. (As In, "Yo!! These Are MY fuckin Lioness's and Who THE Fuck are YOU to wanna take Over?")
Instinct....
Humans Do NOT Hurt or Kill because of Instinct...They Do it for any reason of The Day....
And YES!, agreeing to your comment in Ad's Journal...There SHOULD be A Group for People Living with REALLY painful Diseases, and How we hold up to Healthy Folks, and why they shouldn't EVER take thier Healthy bodies for Granted.(Rhuematoid Arthritis...since I was 11)
Good Querries There, StrongMad...
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[Edited on Feb 10, 2005 4:58AM]
i'm not killin' the horse. fuck no.