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stupid autocorrect screwing up 'payperview'. Now my friends think I'm getting beer and pizza tonight to watch Pauper Jew boxing.
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On 11/11/11 I turn 33, the sum of those numbers. If something cosmic doesn't happen to me I'll be pissed.
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that burp served as a gentle, not unpleasant reminder of quizno's chicken carbonara sammich of hours past
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damn you 'red solo cup', get out of my head so other thoughts can get in there
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Just experienced my first earthquake minutes ago. and in Oklahoma no less!
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dammit I usually love falling back, but since I'm on call, tonight just means an extra hour answering pages. stupid farmers.
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There really is an unfair false sense of security when farting on an empty elevator...
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Not feeding the girlfriend beforehand = her removing me midway through the Chromeo concert = not good times. Frito Chili Pie almost made up for it though.