stupid autocorrect screwing up 'payperview'. Now my friends think I'm getting beer and pizza tonight to watch Pauper Jew boxing.
On 11/11/11 I turn 33, the sum of those numbers. If something cosmic doesn't happen to me I'll be pissed.
that burp served as a gentle, not unpleasant reminder of quizno's chicken carbonara sammich of hours past
damn you 'red solo cup', get out of my head so other thoughts can get in there
Just experienced my first earthquake minutes ago. and in Oklahoma no less!
dammit I usually love falling back, but since I'm on call, tonight just means an extra hour answering pages. stupid farmers.
There really is an unfair false sense of security when farting on an empty elevator...
Not feeding the girlfriend beforehand = her removing me midway through the Chromeo concert = not good times. Frito Chili Pie almost made up for it though.