Spectacles, Testicles, Wallet and Watch: DK visits Columbus
For those of you that dont know my Mom works for The Bull also known as Merrill Lynch. In the past few months she was promoted, and with that promotion the dreaded we are going to move line that Id heard so many times as a kid was uttered yet again.
This time the circumstances are different. Im not five, Im not really being forced to be away from all my friends and family, graduating from high school did that. Anyways, my Mom has been moving around the past few weeks. First it was the dull, drab, former tire giant city of Akron, then to Cleveland and now finally to Columbus.
So, being the fucking amazing son that I am, I went to visit my Mom last weekend and attend my first ever.Minnesota Wild game in Columbus.
Friday morning my alarm went off at the relatively early time of 10am. I then shut it off so I could sleep for another hour before I finally got up and started to pack for my safari to Columbus.
After an hour of procrastinating and not packing at all, I headed out after inhaling a Slim right shake. The problem with the shake is that you never really go through the process of eating, so 20 minutes later youre hungry again. Then comes the dreaded holding out without eating for a few hours before you have lunch feeling.
Anyways, a spectacles, testicles, wallet and watch test later I was out on the road headed for my new home.
I for one can be sometimes forgetful (my friend Mike can attest to that). I guess most people ALWAYS forget one crucial item when they go on a trip. I remember pulling out of the Villas and thinking to myself, I beat the gods this time. Theres no fucking way I forgot anything.
About 30 minutes later when I decided to call my mom and tell her I was on my way, I realized my cell phone had one battery bar left. Seconds later, I looked at my IPOD and found out that it too was incredibly low.
Looks like I did forget something, as always. Fuck.
The rest of this I posted in my blog...its WAY too long.
For those of you that dont know my Mom works for The Bull also known as Merrill Lynch. In the past few months she was promoted, and with that promotion the dreaded we are going to move line that Id heard so many times as a kid was uttered yet again.
This time the circumstances are different. Im not five, Im not really being forced to be away from all my friends and family, graduating from high school did that. Anyways, my Mom has been moving around the past few weeks. First it was the dull, drab, former tire giant city of Akron, then to Cleveland and now finally to Columbus.
So, being the fucking amazing son that I am, I went to visit my Mom last weekend and attend my first ever.Minnesota Wild game in Columbus.
Friday morning my alarm went off at the relatively early time of 10am. I then shut it off so I could sleep for another hour before I finally got up and started to pack for my safari to Columbus.
After an hour of procrastinating and not packing at all, I headed out after inhaling a Slim right shake. The problem with the shake is that you never really go through the process of eating, so 20 minutes later youre hungry again. Then comes the dreaded holding out without eating for a few hours before you have lunch feeling.
Anyways, a spectacles, testicles, wallet and watch test later I was out on the road headed for my new home.
I for one can be sometimes forgetful (my friend Mike can attest to that). I guess most people ALWAYS forget one crucial item when they go on a trip. I remember pulling out of the Villas and thinking to myself, I beat the gods this time. Theres no fucking way I forgot anything.
About 30 minutes later when I decided to call my mom and tell her I was on my way, I realized my cell phone had one battery bar left. Seconds later, I looked at my IPOD and found out that it too was incredibly low.
Looks like I did forget something, as always. Fuck.
The rest of this I posted in my blog...its WAY too long.
punknitemike:
join SGcolumbus, SGohio...lots of cool peeps there!!!
cecelia:
Yay! A fellow Gopher! Kind of a traitor, are ya??? LOL 