Label printers are fun. Now a bunch of stuff in my house has labels.
Microwave=Time Machine
TV=Idiot Box
VCR=Ocular Traumatizer
Amplifier=Mind Control Device
Bass Drum=Rectal Extruder
Utility Closet=Midget's Quarters
...and my favorite,
the light switch by the front door=Lawn Ninja Activation Unit
Yeah, I'm a dork.
Don't make me jump in your ass and rip up your sphincter like a hair scrunchy and dance around in your devestated bloody assmeats.
Microwave=Time Machine
TV=Idiot Box
VCR=Ocular Traumatizer
Amplifier=Mind Control Device
Bass Drum=Rectal Extruder
Utility Closet=Midget's Quarters
...and my favorite,
the light switch by the front door=Lawn Ninja Activation Unit
Yeah, I'm a dork.
Don't make me jump in your ass and rip up your sphincter like a hair scrunchy and dance around in your devestated bloody assmeats.
deckwreck:
Hair scrunchy?
ajgirl:
Yo guy...sup? I guess I've never actually posted to you on your prof before...hmmmm. I guess im not really a very social person. So how are things?