Know what really gets me hot and bothered? A guy who drives a Mazda Miata (or other similarly compact car). Why? Because if what they say about cars and penis extensions is true, then a guy who drives a Miata must have a 12-inch cock as fat as a beer can!
So all you guys out there who think you're impressing the chicks with your gas-guzzling SUV's and souped-up muscle cars, heed my words! Unless it's other GUYS you're trying to impress with that shit...
**EDIT** I'm just jesting about the Miata to drive home my point about size. I don't think it's a sweet ride or anything. In fact, it seems to be a very popular midlife crisis car!
So all you guys out there who think you're impressing the chicks with your gas-guzzling SUV's and souped-up muscle cars, heed my words! Unless it's other GUYS you're trying to impress with that shit...
**EDIT** I'm just jesting about the Miata to drive home my point about size. I don't think it's a sweet ride or anything. In fact, it seems to be a very popular midlife crisis car!
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tallboy66:
So waht about a guy who takes the bus? It's not mine you know I'm just hooked on mass transit, don't ask me why.
cathedra:
yaaaay you're near Upper Arlington? Sweet! If you don't mind, tell me about your job. I'm really curious about companies that might need someone who speaks French. I will be looking for a job when I move there.