Monday Mar 31, 2003

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I just recieved an email from "SHOCKING NEWS"

It informed me that I can now grow my penis safely and naturally.

Hhhhmmm.

I'm a little upset.

Nobody told me I had a penis.

Where is it?

I WANT TO GROW IT SAFELY AND NATURALLY!
VIEW 4 of 4 COMMENTS
cherryb0mb:
haha! i get SO much sex-related junk mail. that sounds like the one i got with the heading, INCREASE YOUR PENIS BY 3 INCHES! the other day.
straykitten:
hehehe!

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