Kilborn Quit. 2 million dollars a year to chill with celebrities, and he fucking quits. I understand that most everyone likes Conan O'Brien better, but I fucking hate Saturday Night Live and everyone associated with it, and he's just a shill plugging shitty actors. And those fucking lips-over-pictures thing. God fucking damn I hate that shit. So the only other alternative for the late night "too drunk to fuck" hour was Kilborn. Jimmy Kimmel doesn't count. If I wanted some fat bag of gas interviewing his cousin I'd move to Alabama and sit on some redneck's porch. Ok, back to Kilby, everyone says it was fratboy humor. Um, is there someone doing high-brow humor? It's fucking TV, for fuck's sake. Yet another reason to use it as a table.
On a final note, I hate rednecks and city goats. "He's muh presuhdent, and if eww dont like it, leave." Thanks, think I will. Like I want to live in a country comprised of cousin-fuckin, truck-driving, inbred mongoloids. It's bad enough that our standard of living is so Brave New World that illegal immigrants tend my food, welfare recipients work the cash registers, gene-splicers make my corn yellow, and multinational corporations that own our media tell me it's tasty. But this fucking sense of patriotism 6th grade dropout sons' of bitches seem to relish is too much. I have a degree in political science, and alllll those worst-case scenarios we discussed are coming true.
"Here's your presidential choices tonight: corporate white bread or corporate white bread. How about war monger or ex-hippy war monger? No? Perhaps you'd like someone so stupid he can't tie his shoes or someone so gutless he's got more waffles than a Denny's."
For fuck's sake Kerry, when some bitch asks about the war, you say "Bush lied. I can't support a war based on lies AGAIN." That's your answer ponyboy. You shitless cocksucker.
S
On a final note, I hate rednecks and city goats. "He's muh presuhdent, and if eww dont like it, leave." Thanks, think I will. Like I want to live in a country comprised of cousin-fuckin, truck-driving, inbred mongoloids. It's bad enough that our standard of living is so Brave New World that illegal immigrants tend my food, welfare recipients work the cash registers, gene-splicers make my corn yellow, and multinational corporations that own our media tell me it's tasty. But this fucking sense of patriotism 6th grade dropout sons' of bitches seem to relish is too much. I have a degree in political science, and alllll those worst-case scenarios we discussed are coming true.
"Here's your presidential choices tonight: corporate white bread or corporate white bread. How about war monger or ex-hippy war monger? No? Perhaps you'd like someone so stupid he can't tie his shoes or someone so gutless he's got more waffles than a Denny's."
For fuck's sake Kerry, when some bitch asks about the war, you say "Bush lied. I can't support a war based on lies AGAIN." That's your answer ponyboy. You shitless cocksucker.
S
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captsparrow:
mmm...beer. 
captsparrow:
hell yeah