cashin it in...
So totally single.
Fuck this dating shit. Fuck it with a coyote. I wanna move to some pokey small town and impregnate all the girls, then wander off into the woods, die, and have my body picked clean by badgers. When the federales find my bleached bones, they'll check the dental records and realize it was that horny yankee that doubled the population of their...
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Fuck this dating shit. Fuck it with a coyote. I wanna move to some pokey small town and impregnate all the girls, then wander off into the woods, die, and have my body picked clean by badgers. When the federales find my bleached bones, they'll check the dental records and realize it was that horny yankee that doubled the population of their...
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captsparrow:
"Fuck this dating shit. Fuck it with a coyote."--That should so be on a t-shirt.
You can move to my pokey town and impregnate me, if ya like. Of course I'd probably freak out after child birth and wind up eating my own young...
You can move to my pokey town and impregnate me, if ya like. Of course I'd probably freak out after child birth and wind up eating my own young...
Kilborn Quit. 2 million dollars a year to chill with celebrities, and he fucking quits. I understand that most everyone likes Conan O'Brien better, but I fucking hate Saturday Night Live and everyone associated with it, and he's just a shill plugging shitty actors. And those fucking lips-over-pictures thing. God fucking damn I hate that shit. So the only other alternative for the late night...
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captsparrow:
mmm...beer. 
captsparrow:
hell yeah
Woof. Damn I feel ill. I think i'm going to motor on down to the hospital in the morning and see if I got an alien baby trying to hatch outta my stomach. Good thing my abs are tight...maybe it'll slow that lil fucker down.
Goodnight.
Goodnight.
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misscore:
But there's just a problem... I think that you have too be recodnize at a canadien to go to school here. It may be more difficult than you think... And the next trimester is like... i think, in january....
But I don't think that we have more programs here in Montreal that at you place! lol! So... It's for you!
see ya! xoxox
But I don't think that we have more programs here in Montreal that at you place! lol! So... It's for you!
see ya! xoxox
My Winamp is addicted to Depeche Mode. I swear to the gods, it was funny the first few minutes, but now I'm creeped out. Kinda drunk though, better make sure it's on random...yeah, I was right to have the willards.
Found a bunch of pictures of a former woman. Yay me. Feel like a cambodian kid who steps on a mine and loses a leg....
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Found a bunch of pictures of a former woman. Yay me. Feel like a cambodian kid who steps on a mine and loses a leg....
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And the girl finally returns my call and says that we won't be going out again. She has a boyfriend and she's ashamed of her behaviour. Boo Fucking Hoo. It's not like I have a sense of morals, but I would like my socks back regardless. Guess not.
Other news, Montreal just became the leading candidate to house my ass next year...that is, if they...
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Other news, Montreal just became the leading candidate to house my ass next year...that is, if they...
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captsparrow:
lol yeah I'm bad about accepting marriage proposals from men twice my age. Do it all the time. I'm also bad about cheating on my husbands, which is good news for you.
misscore:
SAlut mon beau! 
Too bad that you will not have your sucks back...
I'm verry sorry for you... lolll!!!
If you whant, I can make some research for you about the Universitys! I will send you by e-mail internet adresses of the schools! I just need a little time to find them! So you could see by your self if they have some interestinf programs for you!
That's funny... your in the mood to go to Montreal and now i'm in the mood for a little weekend in NewYork! My friend just went there and she's adores it! But anyway .. I dont have a fucking cent.... (he.... monney) I have -.53$ WOWWW
By the way what is a J.A.P ?!! Dsoler... j'ai de la misre avec les diminutifs et expressions anglaises!
So, see ya soon! big kisses!
Too bad that you will not have your sucks back...
I'm verry sorry for you... lolll!!!
If you whant, I can make some research for you about the Universitys! I will send you by e-mail internet adresses of the schools! I just need a little time to find them! So you could see by your self if they have some interestinf programs for you!
That's funny... your in the mood to go to Montreal and now i'm in the mood for a little weekend in NewYork! My friend just went there and she's adores it! But anyway .. I dont have a fucking cent.... (he.... monney) I have -.53$ WOWWW
By the way what is a J.A.P ?!! Dsoler... j'ai de la misre avec les diminutifs et expressions anglaises!
So, see ya soon! big kisses!
I suppose this week has been rather eventful, and as I try to shake off the hangover of the weekend I'll organize my thoughts and share them with my imaginary friends. Rock'n'Prop to those people...especially you scary bunny man.
I didn't get into law school, which was no big surprise and it didn't upset me much; afterall how much joy can one have when they...
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I didn't get into law school, which was no big surprise and it didn't upset me much; afterall how much joy can one have when they...
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misscore:
I didn't receve your contact! anyway just try again! And for the study thing in montreal, are you in college or university? Because theirs one english or two english college and what?.... 2 English University! And they offer a LOT of programs! the rest of the schools are in french ( just like mine) yup i'm french!
I didn't receve your contact! anyway just try again! And for the study thing in montreal, are you in college or university? Because theirs one english or two english college and what?.... 2 English University! And they offer a LOT of programs! the rest of the schools are in french ( just like mine) yup i'm french!
misscore:
well, your 24 , so you can enter University! And I received your e-mail adresse tanks! you dont have msn messenger?!
And if I write to you in french will you understand everything?!
Anyway see ya you sexy you! Slurp (like you say!)
And if I write to you in french will you understand everything?!
Anyway see ya you sexy you! Slurp (like you say!)
I couldn't stand being inside last night, so I hopped on the bike and road out to Montauk Point. Watched the sunrise. Kinda wondered if I would immolate standing there. So now I'm back, exhausted, staring at a bed too large for one person. Eh, had to make a choice, and she was a loon. NO MORE LOONS
"That which does not kill us tries...
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captsparrow:
did you really? that's ok, I still lust you.
Fought off a fever all weekend. Apparently my body takes to the weather going from 95 to 56 like a shark takes to cheerios.
This weekend I hit up CiCi's Pizza and realized just how depraved the world is. For 3.99 I don't expect atmosphere, but the people we were situated around scared the living shit out of me. To my right was a oldish...
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This weekend I hit up CiCi's Pizza and realized just how depraved the world is. For 3.99 I don't expect atmosphere, but the people we were situated around scared the living shit out of me. To my right was a oldish...
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captsparrow:
don't have a teleporter
strawdog42:
fucking shame. looks like i took my vacation in the wrong state.
strawdog42:
fucked up shit I found online
Jesus Hidalgo Christ, do I need to get some bank. I'm sitting here eating generic oreos, ducking the phone cuz the student loan hit squad is after me again, and I might have very well bounced my rent check. I suppose I deserve that last one considering I burned so much cabbage on vacation that I'm now eating generic oreos for breakfast... Circle of life...
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What up. So I walk up to this vendor and ask for some turkish, and she palms my money like a grifter and has the audacity to ask for the money again. That's pretty much how this week went. Spent the better part of the week with two old bachelors, chilled poolside, cursed myself when the bikini-clad object of my gaze turned out to be...
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So, how are you darling?! I dont have much news from you lately!
Anyway, Fait attention a toi! Je t'embrasse fort!
SlUrP