strangepants

seriously, i just want to run in my green belt with my dog and my paul frank argyle sweater hoodie on listening to joanna newsom all day long.

i don't want to deal with the peer pressure of people from all over the world thinking that i write funny stuff. unless it gets me a book deal, but ulimately, my book would be a collection of captions under photos of scene girls and about how much i want to sleep with them.

basically, it'd a rip off of vice, but i'd try to get a mix cd in there, so you could dance around while you read.