strangepants

nothing cheers up douglas reinhardt like getting a new car with a robot buddy inside it!

and long rambling telephone conversations with hollywood brown about the lakers and paul mitchell, the school

and screening calls

and the new pj harvey album.

so i was getting my hair cut, the other day and this one stylist, not the one cutting my hair, but just one hanging around, waiting to cut somebody's hair.

she walks by me and says, "you're naked!"

then i check myself because i am who i am.

then she says, "well not really, but you look that way without all of your hair"

then...
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i think i'm going to quit throwing social gatherings, parties and other things of that nature after the social in late june.

i do too many things for people and i get very little in return from people.

rides, the ocassional assistance of getting out of a parking spot, and, happy birfday greetings from sgs.

thats about it.

i'm done.

i saw some 4 year old kid throw up at a baseball game, tonight. it was gross.

just imagine the smell of relish and vomit, then you have a part of my evening.

so sexy.

decking phone calls and haggling stuck up hair cutting bitches.

seriously, i just want to drink sprite and eat burrottos all day long.

myspace stalking will be the end of...
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i hate waiting to see if the stories i submitted get posted or not.

so much stress

thank goodness, for dirrty south to calm my nerves.

i'm gonna hang outside the shoe store where jasmin trias from american idol works at tomorrow.

why isn't that when the rest of your team is out of the country mtv decides to film for the week in your backyard and only that one week? seriously, i just wanted to hang out and laugh at mtv as well as check out the sassy vj, vanessa.

its weird, the month of june on my kylie calander looks/reminds me of the soiled doves...
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Memories don't live like people do
They always remember you
Wether things are good or bad, its just the memories

Memories don't live like people do-o
Baby don't forget me, I'm a travellin' man
Movin through places, space and time
Gotta lotta things i got to do
But insha'Allah I'm comin back to you
My baby boo

I'm a travellin' man
Movin through places, space...
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happiness is listening to "disco devil" by lee perry & the full experince.

friday was like getting that perfect mix tape somebody you got a crush on and its filled with great songs and the final song on this amazing mix tape is pete rock & cl smooth's "they rememisce over you (t.r.o.y.)".

perfect, beautiful, and oddly, sweaty.

lauren passed her driver's test.

lakers win.

apple pie at mel's

a couple of beers

and stormy is a godess....
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"our money sure is gay"

gone fishin', babes.

i do believe that i'm gonna take an internet sabatical at the end of this week.

which means, i will no longer be writing anything about music, movies, or my life.

for at least a month or two.

in theory, i would want to check out things at least once a week around here and thats about it.

its not you, baby.

its me.

i...
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