today was my nephew's 4th birthday. he got a kid's timex watch that lights up and is water-resistant (up to 30 meters!) and a bright red cape.
exhibit A:
a very rare moment of peace between brothers.
exhibit B:
captain amazing is off to fight crime. in bright orange crocs.
he even got a yo gabba gabba party ball from uncle ned. i do my best.
today i took a 4-hour cat nap. i woke up feeling even more sleepy than before and decided that cats don't know nothin' about nothin'. tonight i'll sit on my couch watching christopher guest movies, but i'll be wishing that i was sitting on your couch watching venture bros. i don't even feel stupid about that.
exhibit A:

a very rare moment of peace between brothers.
exhibit B:

captain amazing is off to fight crime. in bright orange crocs.
he even got a yo gabba gabba party ball from uncle ned. i do my best.
today i took a 4-hour cat nap. i woke up feeling even more sleepy than before and decided that cats don't know nothin' about nothin'. tonight i'll sit on my couch watching christopher guest movies, but i'll be wishing that i was sitting on your couch watching venture bros. i don't even feel stupid about that.
that's the wicked thing about napping, man. oftentimes you're worse off than when you started.
i wish you were, too. and neither do i.