GOOD GOD COULD WE STOP FUCKING HIRING NEW HOOTERGIRLS..... im trying to be good i really am, BUT if not sleeping with my co-workers isnt hard enough.... we just fucking hired this girl i had a huge crush on in highschool and i havent talked to her in about a year.... GOD!!!! WHY DO YOU TEMPT ME SOOOO....... right now as it stands i have about 3 girls that constantly hit on me. and i tell myself the terror you went through isnt worth a piece of ass.......
just to fill in those who dont know what happened.....
last november we hired a girl named nicole and nicole liked me and i used to bullshit with her and she said she wanted to go out sometime so i agreed. well she really just wanted to have sex with me and seemed to only like me when i was an asshole to her... and to make matters worse she sucked to talk to... she had no conversation ability..... so i broke it off (it and the fact that after i slept with her she told me she was falling in love with me) now there is nothing wrong with that but we didnt hangout enough to love me for who i was she just loved me for my doggy style..... later she comes to me with this alligation that our asstiant manager sexually harrased her.... (not to mention he hates me cause i slept with her) a big investigation insued but because she hit on everyone for some reason she got punnished and he got off... I dont know... but i got dragged in the middle of this and it was just fucking nuts......
so now i have vowed to myself not to sleep with my co-workers but the temptation is getting a little out of hand and now ALLYSON is working with me..... AGGGHHHH.... CALGON TAKE ME AWAY!!!!!!!
just to fill in those who dont know what happened.....
last november we hired a girl named nicole and nicole liked me and i used to bullshit with her and she said she wanted to go out sometime so i agreed. well she really just wanted to have sex with me and seemed to only like me when i was an asshole to her... and to make matters worse she sucked to talk to... she had no conversation ability..... so i broke it off (it and the fact that after i slept with her she told me she was falling in love with me) now there is nothing wrong with that but we didnt hangout enough to love me for who i was she just loved me for my doggy style..... later she comes to me with this alligation that our asstiant manager sexually harrased her.... (not to mention he hates me cause i slept with her) a big investigation insued but because she hit on everyone for some reason she got punnished and he got off... I dont know... but i got dragged in the middle of this and it was just fucking nuts......
so now i have vowed to myself not to sleep with my co-workers but the temptation is getting a little out of hand and now ALLYSON is working with me..... AGGGHHHH.... CALGON TAKE ME AWAY!!!!!!!
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