good morning world!
today i woke up and said to myself i am going to take the world by its balls, i am going to reek vengeance and evil and have myself a grand old day. and as i walked out with my brand new attitude ready to face the day i realized it was snowing AND my car was missing from the driveway....either of those things are never good in my book....so of course i panicked....and by panic i mean scream and yell until someone notices and tries to help....the fact that it was snowing was a pain in the ass enough but the fact that my car, my loving, sweet, dirty child made of fiber glass and metal and leather and all those wonderful things that go vroom was missing., well fuckin holy hell its like god himself has decide to smite me for having a hot ride (its actually not that hot but its my dream car) anywho, i guess my roomie decided to move my car into the street , so he could pull his out and forgot to pull mine back into the driveway. which would be fine and all except theres NO parking on the streets where i live and my shit got towed...hoary for bullshit ...so now i have to spend a ridiculous unnecessary amount of money to get back what was rightfully mine in the first fuckin place....
this is a public announcement: if anyone out there knows the guy who invented towing, please shot him in the face.
but on a more serious note, i do a lot of charity work and theres a big event coming up in march. its called the polar plunge. for those of you who have never heard about it its basically where you sponsors someone or you yourself get people to sponsor you with donations and in return for those donations you go swimming in lake michigan in march...yea it sounds nuts but its actually really cool and fun and all the money raised goes to the special olympics, which is a wonderful cause. so everyone, if you have a couple mintues and some extra loot please visit http://chicagopolarplunge.org
its a wonderful cause, and if you cant donate than perhaps you can plunge.....its quite the unique experience
alright,im off to get my car back, wish me luck
-stormi
today i woke up and said to myself i am going to take the world by its balls, i am going to reek vengeance and evil and have myself a grand old day. and as i walked out with my brand new attitude ready to face the day i realized it was snowing AND my car was missing from the driveway....either of those things are never good in my book....so of course i panicked....and by panic i mean scream and yell until someone notices and tries to help....the fact that it was snowing was a pain in the ass enough but the fact that my car, my loving, sweet, dirty child made of fiber glass and metal and leather and all those wonderful things that go vroom was missing., well fuckin holy hell its like god himself has decide to smite me for having a hot ride (its actually not that hot but its my dream car) anywho, i guess my roomie decided to move my car into the street , so he could pull his out and forgot to pull mine back into the driveway. which would be fine and all except theres NO parking on the streets where i live and my shit got towed...hoary for bullshit ...so now i have to spend a ridiculous unnecessary amount of money to get back what was rightfully mine in the first fuckin place....
this is a public announcement: if anyone out there knows the guy who invented towing, please shot him in the face.
but on a more serious note, i do a lot of charity work and theres a big event coming up in march. its called the polar plunge. for those of you who have never heard about it its basically where you sponsors someone or you yourself get people to sponsor you with donations and in return for those donations you go swimming in lake michigan in march...yea it sounds nuts but its actually really cool and fun and all the money raised goes to the special olympics, which is a wonderful cause. so everyone, if you have a couple mintues and some extra loot please visit http://chicagopolarplunge.org
its a wonderful cause, and if you cant donate than perhaps you can plunge.....its quite the unique experience
alright,im off to get my car back, wish me luck
-stormi