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What the hell is this dating thing? Ya, being single sucks...a lot and Bob knows that I'd rather wake up in someones arms instead of wedged between the heating duct and the bed but you know what? Dating can go suck a cock! Akward ass games is all dating usually adds up to, atleast from my experience. I realize its a necessary thing and all, and of course I still do it (you sort of have to), but damn do i hate it. But it should be fun to play with, so lets do that. I don't think this is actually going to work. These things are usually so vague and off kilter that there was never any chance of them working. But let us see what we can see with it.....

Now that the rants out of the way:
Karma
karma (krma)
n.
1. Hinduism & Buddhism. The total effect of a person's actions and conduct during the successive phases of the person's existence, regarded as determining the person's destiny.
2. Fate; destiny.
3. Informal. A distinctive aura, atmosphere, or feeling: There's bad karma around the house today.

Karmic
Kar'mic (karmic)
adj.
1. Pertaining to Karma or a sense of fate or destiny.

Retribution
retribution (rtr-byshn)
n.
1.Something justly deserved; recompense.
1.Something given or demanded in repayment, especially punishment.
1.Theology. Punishment or reward distributed in a future life based on performance in this one.

Karmic Retribution. Yep, it took awhile but I think I finally got what was coming to me for putting up with all the crap in last few months(not really in the way I wanted but hey, I'll take it). Yesterday I got that car situation worked out with my mom so i am now the proud owner of a new(think used) car. This thing is in excellent condition too and the best part, when we were talking price she said she didnt want to deal with money right now so i could just take the damn thing for free............... FUCK YA! Free car!! On top of that I went down the to Tattered Cover with some friends and saw Chuck Palahniuk do a reading of Guts and got my copy of Invisible Monsters signed. Something happened before the reading though. One of my frineds was going on how she had never been on a real date or had a guy try and woo her or gain her affection or any of that old timey stuff and it got me thinking: Am I such a rare breed? I mean, damn, doesnt anyone take time in things anymore? I don't know, I'm just old fashioned, maybe too much so, maybe not. Who can say? So anyway, I also tried Strongbow cider last night and I have to say, Im in love . Very good stuff that cider and I highly recomend it. Man I hope this kind of stuff continues. With my birthday coming up in about two months anything could happen. The shit always seems to hit the fan around the ol' b-day but maybe this year will be an exception, no?