I should get a medal for putting up with today. First off I go to get gas this morning and just as im leaving the gutter over the gas station decides to burst, soaking me straight through. So i go home to change super fast and im still late for work. Then at some point in the morning a delivery person (at least thats who we think it was, no one saw it happen) backed their truck into my fucking tool box! Totaling it! We had to cut the back off my box to get my stuff out and now im using this little black piece of crap with no locks on it so my tools will probably be missing by morning. It gets better though. I forgot my lunch at home so i had to go out today. I havent gone out to lunch from work in almost a year now so i figured, ya, why the hell not? Im gone 5 min and my car dies. YAY! It was the alternator. Again. So i used 90 minutes of my 30 minute lunch to fix my car. YAY AGAIN! When I finally got back to work I got put on rivet duty so now i have this dull ache in my ears.
At least im home now. 
So, tell me a joke, cheer me up.
update at 10:21pm: I feel better now. probabl;y due to the fact that i have about 7 reallyt good drinks in me. Yikes and Max came over and took me out. it didnt really help much since all the crap in my head is still there needing to be worked out and faced. but at least they kept me distracted long evouph to have a somewhat good tmie.
At least im home now.
So, tell me a joke, cheer me up.
update at 10:21pm: I feel better now. probabl;y due to the fact that i have about 7 reallyt good drinks in me. Yikes and Max came over and took me out. it didnt really help much since all the crap in my head is still there needing to be worked out and faced. but at least they kept me distracted long evouph to have a somewhat good tmie.
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*Friend totals truck coming to help me move
*Friend has nowhere to stay, so I let him stay with me a few weeks 'til he can get a new truck
*Friend is now more than friend and has a new truck (the only good thing)
*We go to see totaled truck and get pics, but tow company stole all the tools off the truck and everything worth anything
*insurance company fucks him over and won't pay for the welder and only about half the truck
*he then loses his job because a good friend stabbed him in the back
*mom kicks him out
*he moves to CO with whatever he can fit in the cab of his truck and no place to live, no job
*gets crappy job, but still has to pawn a bunch of stuff to make ends meet
*old friends take me to court over stupid shit
*we get kicked out of where we're living because my friends stabbed me in the back
*find out I'm pregnant
*bike repossesed
*his job sucked so he quit going....finally found a new job
*truck repossesed
*had to move because people complained about my dog
I think that was when things finally let up. You're being tested. Just take it and make the best of it. Oh, that covered almost a year. Just remember, it could be worse.