i have nelly scar so i can do the hip hop lifestylee and wear a plaster on my face. raaay
i crashed into a net whilst being cocky on a tallulah belle, mainly cos my mates were beating me. still got to th ebootom first, but ended up in the air pressed into a net.
no fucker is gonna test my blackness now cos I...
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i crashed into a net whilst being cocky on a tallulah belle, mainly cos my mates were beating me. still got to th ebootom first, but ended up in the air pressed into a net.
no fucker is gonna test my blackness now cos I...
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"Phil Collins" (normal voice)
"Phil Collins" (quiet voice)
"Phil Collins" (deep voice)
"Phil Collins" (high voice)
"Phil Collins" (mexican voice)
"Phil Collins" (camp voice)
"Phil Collins" (buzz lightyear voice)
cmon' lets all play the new hot game from Mattel.....
....PHIL COLLINS!!!!!!
"Phil Collins" (quiet voice)
"Phil Collins" (deep voice)
"Phil Collins" (high voice)
"Phil Collins" (mexican voice)
"Phil Collins" (camp voice)
"Phil Collins" (buzz lightyear voice)
cmon' lets all play the new hot game from Mattel.....
....PHIL COLLINS!!!!!!
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eilidh:
:p yeh i do want to be a pirate omg go to this site www.talklikeapirate.com
takecare xxx
takecare xxx
emmahj:
We need to make up a code for this assasination attempt then we wont get found out!!
OOOPPSSS did i just give the game away?
OOOPPSSS did i just give the game away?
anybody goit any jobs they need doing?? i am totally brassic and need some money for variouys stuff, none of which i need...just to stop me going odd
I can:
build sheds
blow up computers, then fix them
communicate with electrical objects and make them happy so they work good
mend your broken engines and bodywork
operate large machanical objects
fly
leap tall buildings
have...
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I can:
build sheds
blow up computers, then fix them
communicate with electrical objects and make them happy so they work good
mend your broken engines and bodywork
operate large machanical objects
fly
leap tall buildings
have...
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eilidh:
you maybe can b incharge of the connons if u behave
teehee


tilly:
Neither can I! All my bits wobbling around like unreasonably wiggley love-balloons.
I'm drunk. what's your MSN address?
I'm drunk. what's your MSN address?

jesustittyfuckingchristbythebeardofzeus...
...this is going to be a heavy week, only tuesday and i am melted....like a mars bar on the back seat of a hot car
on standby to fly out to munchen munich or whatever. doesnt matter, i never get to go, just get the stress before hand bummer
on a better note sex panther now desnt leek ne fuel or smell like pure...
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...this is going to be a heavy week, only tuesday and i am melted....like a mars bar on the back seat of a hot car
on standby to fly out to munchen munich or whatever. doesnt matter, i never get to go, just get the stress before hand bummer
on a better note sex panther now desnt leek ne fuel or smell like pure...
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eilidh:
pirates rock i want to be one

wow some peeps were well nice about my mishaps
all fixed now, cept i yanked on it like a nob pissing about with my bbq cap
unfortunalty i cant find my vest so i cant go full redneck
no matter cider will reduce my iq enough for effect
all fixed now, cept i yanked on it like a nob pissing about with my bbq cap
unfortunalty i cant find my vest so i cant go full redneck
no matter cider will reduce my iq enough for effect
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tilly:
I hear you about the cider. If I had to marry an alcoholic beverage, it would be cider. Not Woodpecker though, it tastes like vinegar and doesn't get you pissed enough fast enough. It just makes you gassy. *discreet burpette*
You have splendid taste in 80s power-tunes! I'm going to rock out in my socks and slide all over the kitchen floor trying to do air-guitar now. You're welcome to join me. Bring socks though. Socks and cider.
You have splendid taste in 80s power-tunes! I'm going to rock out in my socks and slide all over the kitchen floor trying to do air-guitar now. You're welcome to join me. Bring socks though. Socks and cider.

eilidh:
nooooooooooo clowns are great silly! omg i want 2 join the circus now 

my neck fell apart yesterday and today
it was doing so well, now my sheets are red and it is tight
balls
it was doing so well, now my sheets are red and it is tight
balls
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tilly:
I may take you up on that offer. The mucus - I don't know where it's all coming from! I'm only little; surely there are only so many places for it to be stored.
I used to put Vix in my eyes when I was little to make it look like I'd been crying so that I could get out of doing P.E at school. Little tip for you there. No charge.
I used to put Vix in my eyes when I was little to make it look like I'd been crying so that I could get out of doing P.E at school. Little tip for you there. No charge.

vicky:
So i thought

must go and steal interweb for own personal use
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Tanks mr....
How do people know I am here? It amazing magic!!
How do people know I am here? It amazing magic!!

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dont understand....how does it work????
i believed in magic, but it didnt work....bummer
i believed in magic, but it didnt work....bummer
IT LIVESSSSS!!!!!!
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lorelei:
welcome to sg! like your glasses..
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wooooaahhhh - people said things...
...and they are really hot girls too. SG is going to either ruin or define my life.....probably ruin it till we manage to steal the intraweb off our nieghbours - work are gonna get pissed at me
...and they are really hot girls too. SG is going to either ruin or define my life.....probably ruin it till we manage to steal the intraweb off our nieghbours - work are gonna get pissed at me
And I always wish they had more time on Time Team. I'm such an old granny but I get disappointed when they have to put all the dirt back and cover back up the stuff they dug.
I have WAY too much time on my hands if I can sit here and talk about Time Team like that.